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Drew and Hubert Forever!
Mary says (9:50 PM):
you take the next line
Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (9:51 PM):
who didn't like pancakes
Mary says (9:51 PM):
Or pineapples. His name was Hubert Von Crabtree.
Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (9:52 PM):
People made fun of his name. Afterall, who ever heard of a turnip with a name?
Mary says (9:53 PM):
He had only one friend - only one kindred spirit. This person's name was Drew.
Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (9:53 PM):
Drew was a pumpkin. His greatest fear was Halloween. Hubert always protected Drew on Halloween.
Mary says (9:54 PM):
For long ago, turnips were carved instead of pumpkins. Hubert decided that he would take Drew's place on Halloween.
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Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (9:57 PM):
You see, Hubert was not a very happy turnip. He couldn't handle people making fun of his name. So he took Drew's place because he thought it would be easier.
Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (9:58 PM):
(Oh my God...we're writing about a depressed turnip comitting suicide...)
Mary says (9:58 PM):
(let's spice it up)
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Mary says (10:00 PM):
The day of Halloween, Hubert rolled over. Oh, why was he still living? But today would be the end of that! Yes! He looked over at Drew's naked flesh and thanked the heavens that it would be himself instead of his pumpkin lover
Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (10:01 PM):
(I love you Mary!)
Hubert got out of bed, and put on a very bright red hat, so the turnip carvers would see him, and not Drew. Breathing a feathery light kiss onto Drew's face, Hubert straightened up and waited for his murderer...
Mary says (10:05 PM):
(I know, luv, I know. ) Drew awoke with a gasp, sweat rolling down the curves of his leathery skin. Where was Hubert? His side of the bed was empty, all that was left was a faint scent of turnip. Drew felt a shiver of loneliness deep inside. He decided he must find him - he sensed something ominous to come... but only after he put some powder on first.
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Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (10:09 PM):
(Ah, Johnson's Pumkin, Morning After Powder)
Drew finished putting on his powder, and rolled out of his and Hubert's vege patch. As soon as he exited the patch he saw people (with very sharp knives) headed in Hubert's direction. "Bloody idiot!" Thought Drew. "Why did he wear that bright red hat!"
Mary says (10:11 PM):
"Here it comes!" Hubert thought, watching his fate come closer and closer. His heart stopped when he heard a familiar, whiny voice scream, "Hubeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrt! Noooooooooooo! I looooooove youuu!"
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Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (10:12 PM):
Drew screamed at the top of his lungs, and for a moment looked down in defeat. Then, in a random act of courage, propelled himself forward...
Mary says (10:13 PM):
"Stop, you beastly things!" he shouted courageously. "Leave my turnip alone!" The people stared, dumbfounded. Hubert could scarcely breathe.
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Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (10:14 PM):
"Oh...My...God!" An extremely preppy person named Janice said witha nasally voice. "Chandler, the pumpkin just talked!"
Mary says (10:16 PM):
Chandler, being a rather slow fellow, merely gaped, not being capable of saying anything at all. Meanwhile, Drew had reached Hubert and was kissing him full force.
Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (10:18 PM):
Janice squeeked,"Oh My God, Chandler! Gay veggies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Chandler still stared dumbfounded...but this time with a look of disgust on his face. Then, suddenly, Drew pulled out a knife and began to ran at the two gaping humans.
Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (10:18 PM):
run*
Mary says (10:20 PM):
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Drew called. "Ahhhhhhhh!" the humans responded, retreating back into the house.
Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (10:22 PM):
Hubert looked at Drew, slightly angry, and slightly...well aroused. His lover had just saved his life...and looked damn sexy doing it. But on the other hand Hubert had wanted to die. So, Hubert began yelling, ignoring the extra pressure on his skin. "Drew, how could you do that! I wanted them to carve me!" Drew looked at Hubert shocked," How could you be so depressed!? Do you not love me?! Am I no
Spock-Rocks-My-Socks says (10:23 PM):
t enough for you?" Drew pointed the knife at himself.
Mary says (10:25 PM):
"Of course you are! But.... I have a problem, Drew. I can't stand being an outcast, everyone hates me for my name," Hubert said sadly. "I don't hate you," Drew said softly, tenderly. He dropped the knife. "And your name, well, it is funny. All you have to do is laugh at it with all of the other vegetables and you'll fit in." Hubert nodded slowly. "I'll do it for you, Drew." Drew smiled and
Mary says (10:26 PM):
came closer to Hubert, whispering, "No one was going to be carved on Halloween. I have other ideas of pain." He winked.
(lol)
Mary says (9:50 PM):
There once was a turnip.