Livin like there's no tomorrow
To start off, I just wanna say groggghhhhh. Ok, now that I got that out, time to move on. Stuff. Mah mah mah. I;m trying to think and speak but all I can say is scibba flibba. Nerf. RAHHHHHHHHHH! Cabooooooooseees are quite nice. Jars of pickles are too. I feel that the earth is one big lump of gary. I have no idea what that is but smells good to me. Chop chop chop suey suey suey. ROARRRR!!! I am the master of bologna. Don;t question my authorityDo you ever wonder why people do that? Who do you think you are? Tarzan? You are a piece of nickel if I ever met one. Damn it, I flip burgers on the grill too often. Imagine that. Your job for life is to flip burgers on a grill. That'd get pretty frickin old if you ask me. You askin me? I hope to God you are cause if you are not then I will eat you with a side of rice and milshakes. Damn it. RAGGHHHH! CARPETTTT!!!! A great movie is Clash of the Titans. If oyu have not seen it, look into it. Don;t think I'm joking cause I'm no clown. Cheese is so wild. Who came up with cheese? I mean, what the hell? Some farmer is just like "hey guys, what if we curdle milk, then keep the fat, and add some of this random shit." "Wow, this is great, what do you call it." "Well, I was gonna call it chunky easily eaten super eccentric milk, but I decided to abbreviate it because it was too long and drop the milk part at the end." "Wow, so c-h-e-e-s-e eh? Sounds wierd." Well, You'd probably just pronounce the abbreviation, like chess-say." "Nah, sounds too french." "Ok, we'll americanize it and pronounce it cheese..." I mean, COME ON! By the way, I wouldn;t be surprised if the real convo was similar to that one. Ugh, riddle me this. What kind of key doesn't open a door? A piano key! HAHA! Isn't that just frickin hilarious? I mean, I'm sure you've heard that same god damn joke at some other point in time but maybe with the stupid answer being something shitty like donkey or monkey. And what's the deal with trees? Do they really need to take up so much frickin space? I mean jeez, if you're gonna shed that stuff every fall, do it in your own home, don't get it all over my lawn. Holy potatoes, look how long my frickin entry is. Billy Bob on a horse! Why do you even bring that up? I should pistol whip you if I weren't so groovy. Let's boogy oogy oogy till we just can't boogy no more. You know what pisses me off? Every time I try and hit the fucking apostrophe key on my keyboard I hit the fucking semicolon. Who puts those 2 next to each other? Honest to God, like why not put the m and the n right next to each other along witht he p and the o...oh wait, I forgot, they DID! Fuckheads. Man, I went from crazy to angry. Things make me mad. Spelling sucks too. They should just have mispelled words be corrected automatically in Aim. I'd rather have a sentence that doesn't make any sense be sent rather than a mispelled one. See, I'm not bitching about my problems, like others, I'm just saying what sucks, cause most people can relate. Well, I should go, it's late, and I don't wanna hate no more. Peace out cheese puffs.(frickin cheese...grrr..hehe).