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damn i'm tired...I had a good weekend I guess even though I really didn't get to do what I wanted to do in the end...there's always next weekend...or the week after... or after that...but damn I can't wait anymore!!! This weekend is my Aunt Julie's wedding and my brides maids dress still doesnt fit quite right...my whole upper body is way too big...I need to start working out...soon...Just so I'm healthier and so I feel better about myself...I need to do like a million crunches and pushups at once like every day for like the rest of my life....seriously...but anyways...Friday we didn't really do anything...Kenny slept over and I was mad about that but I knew that nothing was going to happen anyways so it didn't bother me that bad...so then I worked til 12 on Saturday...went home and did nothing and then later went to LaSpada's...mmmmmm...yummy!!! So then I ent back over Linda's and found out that Kenny was sleeping over again and that got me pissed... meant that I couldnt' do what I wanted to do...or if I did it would have to be very discreet...but then Adam came home and we were drinking Jose Cuervo...taking way too many shots of that shit while playing NFL Street...raw ass game...kinda stupid though...and then I started to watch S.W.A.T. and I love that movie...Adam fell asleep...DAMN IT!!! And then I finally dozed off. When I woke up...it was almost & and Adam came and laid with me...I love him so much...when he lays with me he's like a little baby...So then I had to go home and do all of this bullshit...ooh this is where my day kinda churned my stomach...here we go...
So a couple of months ago I had found porn on my computer that my brother had downloaded and I told him that I didnt' want to see that shit because I don't want it to jam up all of my space on my computer...get the movie if you need it that bad damn!!!! SO then it was ok....a couple of weeks ago...I found some nasty ass shit again titled "really hot black guy" and I was like OMG my brother is gay...so I sat there for a while thinking and laughing about it and then when I went to open it up to see what his standards were...it wasn't showing the faces leme tell you...just two guys fucking...and then a nasty one called skaterboy...ewwww....so I told him that he couldn't use my computer for a while....my bike tire popped so I asked him to fix it for me and then I told him that if he did he could use my computer again...so he did and everything was fine for a while... I came home from school and I was kinda suspicious because as soon as I had walked into the frigin door he was very quick to turn everything off... you can see my point...so Sunday, after he had gone to work...I went onto his desktop and looked around for any nasty shit and I didnt find any...so then I went onto mine and went on aol and kazaa...there were 40 porn downloads waiting to be finished and I was like OMG WHOA!!!! So then I went on his screename to see the websites he had been going on...an Ebay thing had popped up and it said something like "Kenneth Brown...we have found results for your search criteria: USED PANTIES......................................................................
...............EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SHIT IS THAT!!! I MEAN HOW DEMENTED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO ACTUALLY TRY TO BID FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!! AND WHY WOULD YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BUY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! EWWWW!!!!!
So I had to call Adam and he freaked out and told everybody...that shit is so nasty man I'm tellin you...don't go near my brother people...he has problems...big ones!!! He smells really bad too...I don't know what it is. It is like funk or sumthin...so then later I went over Linda's house and I met Jeff...Jessicas ex...also the girl that went out with Adam and screwed him over...Jeff is fine as hell God Damn!!! We were all sittin there playin Manhunt and then we were playin darts and shit...then Linda came home and she started vacuuming and when I walked by her she hit me with the hose so I flicked her in the head and then we started wrestling...she was sitting on the floor with her back to me and so I picked her up under her knees and flipped her over my head...all the guys were like DAMN!!!!!!! So then we kept goin at it and she took off her slipper and slapped me in the face with it...ow. So then I picked her up over my head and body slammed her on the bed...she was like "I quit! I quit!" Ha ha I always win! She can't fight for shit...
Kenny came over and then we started playing with the little footballs that we had got at the superbowl party... we went outside and were whippin them at each other...it was great...Then Jeff left and Kristin came over with her friend and the kids. Bacardi O baby yeah!!!!! That'll get you straight quick...Adam had a headache and I felt really bad...I told him to lie down but he wouldn't and then he started drinking again...SO to recap...I chilled, drank, worked, chilled, played games, watched movies, got lyed on (great cuddling action by the way), got grossed out, laid the smackdown on my older cousin, played football, ran into a pole playing football, fell on my ass...ow, and went home...good shit...how was your weekend?