Another death meme

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Okay, this is fun you guys. I just got it from a friend. You type "[your name]" was killed by" into a google search and see what comes up. You will die within 2 hours. I mean, I assume.

Comments

[rocca_that_kilt]

My favorites was:
"Rhea returned fire and the suspect was killed."

and

"She caused him to be killed by the Titans, but he was resurrected through the
efforts of Athena, Zeus, Apollo, and Rhea. She drove him mad, ..."

(Because it is so wonderfully irrelevant.)

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Heh, madness! I named my bull Pedro.

[chelt]

"Chelsey escaped and was killed by a car. Chelsey was left at a shelter in KY where she had 14 puppies. The puppies are fine, but Chelsey was very sick from taking care of so many puppies."

HAHAHAHA. wow. that basically summarizes my life.

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

XD It's just so many puppies. You've got to watch out around those fertility drugs, Chels.

[_lashingoutloud]

"Danielle was killed by Lee Gaytor, 25, her mother's boyfriend, who repeatedly hit her on the head and body and bundled her down a flight of stairs."

OR:

"Danielle was killed by slipping on an explosive banna peel"

I prefer the second one.
Wow.
Tragic

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Damn those explosive banana peels! When will people learn to stop leaving those lying around?!

bummer

[typing_fetus]

"Jill was crushed by a truck carrying calves for veal export."

Re: bummer

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Hah! Veal. I am amused.

[anonymous]

"Travis was killed on July 4, 2004 by a drunk driver."
How boring.