Eeee, a "drabble" of sorts

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Brett and I were talking in the Jack in the Box and we shat out this. I absolutely love Remus and Tonks. They're the only het couple I'll bother to think about. (Also, homage to Arthur and Molly because they were made for each other.)

Comments

[thunder_and_sun]

Hee- that was awesome. I haven``t read any harry potter fanfic in a long time- so it was awesome when this appeared on my friends page!

Oh Fred and George with their lewd faces.

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Eeee! I'm re-obsessed. Ever since the sixth book and the fourth movie, I've been on a Harry Potter trip. I just love the books so much.

Kekeke, damn that Harry with his hating old people in love. That's right Hagrid, you die in your shack...alone...hopefully waiting for me to come visit you because its the only thing you have left.

[thunder_and_sun]

Those books are so the greatest.

And thing is Harry won;t even come and visit, he`ll be able I`m being Noble and saving the world. Hagrid and Ginny will have to get together and reminisce about the good old days.

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Curssssssse you Potter! He'll spurn everyone and then Hagrid and Ginny, through their common love of Harry, will get together. And then I'll grab Neville and Snape for some sort of crazy hate-sex-a-thon. I have pledges and everything! Every orgasm gets a pledge. The money is going to orphans...with diseases.

...That is going to be some awesome sex.

[thunder_and_sun]

Neville and Snape?? Count me in.

You know what we need? We need a Harry Potter/redhotty newsboys crossover. Just cause, all the hot.

Like it tunrs out that harry Potter is real and then Andy, Kieth, Rob, Dan all end up at Hogwarts to cover the story. And then they meet Snape, and the all the Weasleys are there. And then, yeah.

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Oh man. That'd cover all the bases of hot. Mmm, I bet Dan goes for Karkaroff, who I am unexplainable and unforgivably attracted to. It's so annoying though, lol, because I hated Snape for so long and then I got re-into Harry Potter and now I'm like, Oh Snape, why you gotta be so mean? Can't we all just get along? No? Well then can't we have some bitchy, sadomasochistic hatesex?

[thunder_and_sun]

Karkoff? Not so much for me. But Snape- uh-huh. I`ve always kinda loved Snape though. Cause yeah- he`s so sarcastic and hilarious. And stuff.

I bet Anderson goes for Bill Weasley and Rob for Charlie. cause the Wealeys are hot.

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Dan totally needs some rough lovin' says me. And no one does that better than the Eastern Europeans. But totally. The Weasleys are all hot.

Oh my god, Harry Potter books seriously shouldn't be so hot. I'm going to have to make a list of people to bone just in case I ever get thrown into Harry Potter world. You know, fork in the microwave, coma dream, something like that.

[thunder_and_sun]

Hmm, well I don`t want you to go into a coma so maybe we should sneak onto the set when they are filming the next movie and have sex with the actors- who would of course stay in character the whole time.

I wish I`d brought those books with me now- I want to read them again. But they take up so much space!

[ch_ch_ch_chad]

Hahahahaha, put on that Neville costume.

Ahh! I know. I wanted to read them again and all I had was the first one because I got it for a dollar at a used book store. So I've been re-buying them with my Christmas money. We used to have them all but my sister like, hid them away and now she doesn't know where they are either. Lol, she does that all the time.