Are the Paps Really Plotting Against Murphy's law In Slow Motion?
Falling outside a club last week, LiLo said the paparazzi pushed her. After falling again last night, LiLo was denied entry from another club-and says it's the paparazzi's fault, for bribing bouncers to humiliate her. Is it true?
After stumbling out of L.A. club Les Deux (and being photographed falling for the second time in a week) Lindsay Lohan went to titillating quasi-bondage-club Voyeur where she was denied entry. Irate, she tweeted that it was a case of bouncer-paparazzi collusion.
Another night, another nightclub catastrophe for little LiLo. This sounds like something the paparazzi-and sleazy nightlife careerists-would do, but Page Six reports that Lindsay "is so out of control, nobody wants her to do their club appearances because she's such a liability," which is also believable. Then again, Voyeur once provided bottle service to a group of RNC leaders, which is at least as embarrassing as trainwreck Lindsay. Anyway, here are the photos from Lindsay's denied entry, in which she squats on the ground to use her Blackberry, flashing her buttcrack in the process.
If the bouncer colluded with the paps, why aren't the pictures better? You'd think they'd have staged a better angle or something, because the ones of her falling down are far zanier.
And check out these pictures of her signing autographs. Looks like LiLo has contracted an acute case of Paris Hilton Wonky-Eye
Conclusion: If the paparazzi paid off Voyeur's bouncer, they're idiots, because bribes aren't necessary for wacky LiLo pics. She provides them on her own, for free, all the time.
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