The MUKURO browser
System requirements:
Windows Reinforced or superior
3D Illusion Accelerator
Philosophical processor at EXTREMELY HERTZ
6 RAP (Random Access Paths)
Existing Google CHROME browser
An entire hard disk
WARNING: Not suitable for use by children under the age of 15.
Congratulations on successfully installing the MUKUROminor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;
mso-ansi-language:EN-AU;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">™ Internet web browser! The following is a tutorial on how to use your new web browser.
1. STARTUP
Double-click on the
icon. The pop-up message below should appear:
You must select Yes in order to proceed. Samba music will play for a short time before the browser window opens. If you have Google CHROME installed the browser will open immediately without accompaniment.
If for any reason this message does not appear, please contact VONGOLA LTD immediately.
(Note: The MUKURO browser may initially refuse to run properly. If this happens, simply right click the browser icon and select SEND TO VINDICE. The program will be sent to the Recycle Bin for approximately 10 minutes then restore itself to your desktop. The browser should then open normally.)
2. MENUS
FILE - Plays a delightful screeching sound reminiscent of fingernails down a blackboard.
EDIT - Allows you to personally edit web pages.
VIEW - Enables the Peek feature which automatically removes the outer clothing from all web images.
HISTORY
BOOKMARKS - Keeps a list of IP addresses whom you have a score to settle with.
TOOLS - Keeps a list of IP addresses whom you have hacked into and are now in control of.
HELP - Does as its name suggests. Sometimes.
3. BROWSING
If you have Google CHROME installed the MUKURO browser will automatically install the Google search feature beside the URL bar. If not, any attempt to locate a search engine will result in the user being sent back to the default home page:
Web pages can be accessed normally by typing the URL in the address bar.
4. ADD-ONS
The MUKURO browser comes with the following add-ons:
* Automatic spell-check
* Browser-to-browser chat
* TRIDENT (Tracking, Recon and IDENTification)
* Interactive pineapple desktop buddy
Users with the MUKURO browser installed on their computer may communicate freely with each other provided the use has accepted the terms and conditions of use.
TRIDENT is a unique feature to the MUKURO browser and allows the user to hack into other user accounts and assume control of their system regardless of security. It is represented by the appropriate icon in the lower right corner of the screen and can be used as long as it is unbroken.
If the trident is broken, check the installation folder for a file named ~BARRI.ER and remove it.
5. TROUBLESHOOTING
RED EYE
The user may occasionally notice a red eye with 六 inscribed inside staring at them while they are browsing. Positioning the cursor over the pupil for several seconds will cause the eye to begin leaking blood, turn black and morph its internal symbol from 六 to 五 whereupon the browser will shut down. It is recommended the user avoids hovering their cursor over this eye as. If left alone the eye will vanish after 2-3 minutes.
6. FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q. Whenever I try to type a URL into the address bar I see gibberish! Is this a glitch?
A. This is entirely normal. The MUKURO browser has a tendency to be mischievous and deceive the user's eyes. Just keep trying!
Q. While I'm browsing, sometimes I hear a strange laughter from my speakers. Yet I'm not playing any music, videos or anything. Is there any way to turn it off?
A. Unfortunately not. We recommend playing other sounds in order to drown out the laughter if it becomes too bothersome.
Q. I keep getting redirected to creepy pasta websites. Help!
A. Ensure you have Google CHROME installed then relaunch the browser. There should no longer be any problem. If you already have CHROME installed, reinstall it and relaunch the MUKURO browser.
For further queries refer to the extensive help menu located wherever your browser has decided to hide it on that particular day.
Disclaimer:
Error message made using Atom Smasher's generator.
Pineapple icon sourced from Wikipedia Commons.
Default browser home page sourced from Pineapple Batake doujin. Text added by me.
Trident sprite sourced from sukimi123 on DA.
Windows Reinforced or superior
3D Illusion Accelerator
Philosophical processor at EXTREMELY HERTZ
6 RAP (Random Access Paths)
Existing Google CHROME browser
An entire hard disk
WARNING: Not suitable for use by children under the age of 15.
Congratulations on successfully installing the MUKUROminor-fareast;mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;
mso-ansi-language:EN-AU;mso-fareast-language:ZH-TW;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">™ Internet web browser! The following is a tutorial on how to use your new web browser.
1. STARTUP
Double-click on the
icon. The pop-up message below should appear:
You must select Yes in order to proceed. Samba music will play for a short time before the browser window opens. If you have Google CHROME installed the browser will open immediately without accompaniment.
If for any reason this message does not appear, please contact VONGOLA LTD immediately.
(Note: The MUKURO browser may initially refuse to run properly. If this happens, simply right click the browser icon and select SEND TO VINDICE. The program will be sent to the Recycle Bin for approximately 10 minutes then restore itself to your desktop. The browser should then open normally.)
2. MENUS
FILE - Plays a delightful screeching sound reminiscent of fingernails down a blackboard.
EDIT - Allows you to personally edit web pages.
VIEW - Enables the Peek feature which automatically removes the outer clothing from all web images.
HISTORY
BOOKMARKS - Keeps a list of IP addresses whom you have a score to settle with.
TOOLS - Keeps a list of IP addresses whom you have hacked into and are now in control of.
HELP - Does as its name suggests. Sometimes.
3. BROWSING
If you have Google CHROME installed the MUKURO browser will automatically install the Google search feature beside the URL bar. If not, any attempt to locate a search engine will result in the user being sent back to the default home page:
Web pages can be accessed normally by typing the URL in the address bar.
4. ADD-ONS
The MUKURO browser comes with the following add-ons:
* Automatic spell-check
* Browser-to-browser chat
* TRIDENT (Tracking, Recon and IDENTification)
* Interactive pineapple desktop buddy
Users with the MUKURO browser installed on their computer may communicate freely with each other provided the use has accepted the terms and conditions of use.
TRIDENT is a unique feature to the MUKURO browser and allows the user to hack into other user accounts and assume control of their system regardless of security. It is represented by the appropriate icon in the lower right corner of the screen and can be used as long as it is unbroken.
If the trident is broken, check the installation folder for a file named ~BARRI.ER and remove it.
5. TROUBLESHOOTING
RED EYE
The user may occasionally notice a red eye with 六 inscribed inside staring at them while they are browsing. Positioning the cursor over the pupil for several seconds will cause the eye to begin leaking blood, turn black and morph its internal symbol from 六 to 五 whereupon the browser will shut down. It is recommended the user avoids hovering their cursor over this eye as. If left alone the eye will vanish after 2-3 minutes.
6. FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q. Whenever I try to type a URL into the address bar I see gibberish! Is this a glitch?
A. This is entirely normal. The MUKURO browser has a tendency to be mischievous and deceive the user's eyes. Just keep trying!
Q. While I'm browsing, sometimes I hear a strange laughter from my speakers. Yet I'm not playing any music, videos or anything. Is there any way to turn it off?
A. Unfortunately not. We recommend playing other sounds in order to drown out the laughter if it becomes too bothersome.
Q. I keep getting redirected to creepy pasta websites. Help!
A. Ensure you have Google CHROME installed then relaunch the browser. There should no longer be any problem. If you already have CHROME installed, reinstall it and relaunch the MUKURO browser.
For further queries refer to the extensive help menu located wherever your browser has decided to hide it on that particular day.
Disclaimer:
Error message made using Atom Smasher's generator.
Pineapple icon sourced from Wikipedia Commons.
Default browser home page sourced from Pineapple Batake doujin. Text added by me.
Trident sprite sourced from sukimi123 on DA.