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CFUW 108 - SEKIREI LIMBO

Sep 28, 2009 23:58

[you wake up in a completely sterile white room, lying on a hospital bed. You are hooked up to an IV, and a soft humming beep pulses in the air]

[you feel very alone]

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POINTS OPPORTUNITY sheblindedme September 30 2009, 02:02:48 UTC

[comes in again, looking quite pleased]

Exciting news, all. I'm here with a points opportunity for your teams if you choose to engage in it! It would help me with my research as well. No time limit -- open to those here now and to those who will be arriving. You simply need to sign up here. Only one per individual, however -- we wouldn't want any medicines to interact badly.

Ah, but you'd need to fill in these consent forms first...

[puts notice on the bulletin and an envelope full of the following consent forms:]

Consent Form

Title of the study: Effect of [classified] medicine on an adjusted human body.

Researcher: Sahashi Takami
Supervisor: Hiroto Minaka
Affiliation: Mid-Bio Informatics

Invitation to Participate: I, _____________, am invited to
participate in the abovementioned research study conducted by Sahashi
Takami, MBI Researcher.

Purpose of the Study: The purpose of the study is to observe
the effects of newly-developed medicines ab.n2f.zf0.0b 01-20 on an
adjusted human body.

Participation: My participation will ( ... )

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY wasaredherring September 30 2009, 02:37:23 UTC

[Yeah, I'm going to sign up for it.]

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY sheblindedme September 30 2009, 02:57:29 UTC

Oh, excellent. Thank you very much for your cooperation.

[gestures towards a side door] Careful of your head but please come with me.

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY wasaredherring September 30 2009, 03:24:26 UTC

[following~]

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY sheblindedme September 30 2009, 03:40:36 UTC

[she starts to fill a needle with some purple fluid as you go.]

[WHEN YOU WAKE UP AGAIN YOU CANNOT RECALL A THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

Your head hurts a lot less.

You have an overwhelming urge to pet kittens.

Takami is gazing at you.]

How do you feel?

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY wasaredherring September 30 2009, 03:43:18 UTC

For some reason I miss my cat, however there is less pain.

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY sheblindedme September 30 2009, 05:09:22 UTC

Less pain is a good sign. Tell me more about missing your cat.

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY wasaredherring September 30 2009, 05:19:16 UTC

I want to coddle and pet that ball of fur, even though he only ever caused me trouble.

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY sheblindedme September 30 2009, 05:32:10 UTC

Interesting. Nostalgia for that particular animal? Or would any animal do?

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY wasaredherring September 30 2009, 05:35:48 UTC

Any cat really...

I should specify, anything in the general size and shape of a housecat, preferably non-lethal.

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY sheblindedme September 30 2009, 06:30:51 UTC

...Hmm. Would you object to spending time with some leopard kittens?

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY wasaredherring September 30 2009, 06:56:30 UTC

As long as they were harmless, that's fine.

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY sheblindedme September 30 2009, 08:28:19 UTC

I do keep their claws trimmed. We just kept a pair of leopards guarding the bathroom, you see, and, well...

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY wasaredherring September 30 2009, 08:49:10 UTC

[That's just- I... WHAT?]

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY sheblindedme September 30 2009, 14:47:59 UTC

[You didn't read the small print on the form you signed, did you.]

Re: POINTS OPPORTUNITY wasaredherring October 1 2009, 05:05:26 UTC

[...No I did, I'm just wondering why you people can't have dogs like sane human beings.]

...Why Leopards.

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