At least we know I'm somebody's real friend. That should count for something, right?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I helped
tbons hide a body (-173 points). Last Friday I bought porn for
lockholm (-10 points). Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Thursday
bramblekite and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Saturday I gave
ohsheila a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-251 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
cfred