Feb 07, 2008 14:24
Lexington, KY-area mechanic Jack Colgrave on the New England Patriots' Super Bowl loss:
"Did their team plane land safely back in Foxborough?" Colgrave asked. "It didn't happen to lose altitude over Boston, burst into a cartwheel of flames, throwing players like Roman candles across New England, and then slam into few dozen loudmouth Patriots' fans houses? It didn't? Well, I guess no football season is perfect."
Source: The Onion - 2/7/08