Great brainfog moments. (crossposted to my own LJ)

[splodgenoodles]

Yes, brainfog is horrible.

I really liked draicania's brainfog story, it reminded me to laugh about it, and reminded me of this exchange that I once had. Anyone else want to contribute?

Not so long ago, I went to the optometrist to get my eyes tested.

And she said "can you read the bottom line?"

And I said "yes."

.......and just sat there....

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[poofkin]

I called my cat a bird. I said my dog was going to, "pee her pants".

I called my mom on the phone, I was in the basement, and she was upstairs. I knew she was upstairs because she had just said that she was. And I asked when she was getting home.

At dinner that same night my mom is telling that story. Everyone had been laughing. About a minute after the laughing ended my little said, "Oh man, I was laughing so hard."
And I asked, "What were you laughing about?"
And she said, "About you on the phone with mom." She had a confused look on her face.
So I look at my mom and go, "You told her?!" I had completely forgot that we had just been talking and laughing about it.

I forget things so fast. I've put chips in the freezer. Milk in the cabinent (luckily that was caught by my older sister, so she put it away).

I had been watching TV one time, daydreaming. I started furiously changing the channels in search for the really good show I had been watching. After about 10 minutes of looking, I realized it hadn't been a show, but just a daydream.

At the doctors, when they ask my date of birth, I can never remember. My mom always has to answer for me. I forgot my birthday this year. I woke and was getting breakfast, and my little sister comes in saying, "Happy birthday!" and I'm like, "Oh yeah, I forgot it was my birthday."

Mandas