drrr!
"I was watching Durarara!! and then my sister came in, saw a scene with Izaya in it, took off her pants (didn't say anything), and just started masturbating to him. I asked her what the fuck she was doing, and she said that I should pause it so that she could look at him more because he was so fucking beautiful. I told her to get the fuck outta my room, but she stayed and didn't stop till she was done.
Then I had to watch the rest of the episode with my sister's cum on my computer.
Not fun."
Yeah, Durarara! was cool.