LCGemini83: i'm teaching you how to circumvent the LORD!!!
Lani: im going to hell hell hell
Krista: haahahhahaha
so am i
you know, i realized i haven't been to confession in YEARS
and i can't go now because too long has passed
i'd go in
"forgive me father, for i have sinned...it's been....uh...let me think...five years? yeah, five years since my last confession"
Lani: LOL
well you see
here's the way around that
again, hell
Krista: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
i can't lie to a PRIEST
Lani: oh i know
but youre going to hell anyway
Krista: lol
Lani: i would never do this
but!
you tell him it's been five months
and then you GO BACK to confession and say, it's been three days. i lied last time
and he'll say, why did you do it?
and you'll say: i dont know... this moron of a friend of mine told me to
Krista: haahahhahaha
so am i
you know, i realized i haven't been to confession in YEARS
and i can't go now because too long has passed
i'd go in
"forgive me father, for i have sinned...it's been....uh...let me think...five years? yeah, five years since my last confession"
Lani: LOL
well you see
here's the way around that
again, hell
Krista: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
i can't lie to a PRIEST
Lani: oh i know
but youre going to hell anyway
Krista: lol
Lani: i would never do this
but!
you tell him it's been five months
and then you GO BACK to confession and say, it's been three days. i lied last time
and he'll say, why did you do it?
and you'll say: i dont know... this moron of a friend of mine told me to