If you don't mind, could you modify your ad to say
"Well-groomed, fit young man who enjoys bathing and showering (in the tub with water, not deodorant) and shaving regularly for friendship and possible romance."? Because guys who use way too much deodorant aren't very nice smelling sometimes. xD
Deodorant is ok, but the guys that douse themselves heavily with putrid cologne...UGH. >_< Just some water and a bar of Irish Spring, and then apply a bit of deodorant. That will do.
Yeah, I hate it when I walk by someone who smells strongly of AXE or some other similar smelling deodorant.
And I'm like, geez, you trying to kill my nose or something?
Man, I really wish I had a Mirror Monster ready to eat anyone who offended my nose. (>.<) Which happens a lot...apparently people think you aren't macho or charming if you don't smell like a stinkbug. Seriously? O.o
*Pulls out Contract Card* I'm off to make a Contract with a Mirror Monster now...hopefully I get one so I can use it to terrorize anyone that offends me greatly in some way. ^_^ I'll reply to your comments when I get back from Mirror World. xD
I remember years and years ago when I worked at Eckerd...there was this men's body spray called Bod, and the particular scent was called Really Ripped Abs. I took a whiff of that and nearly died, it smelled so awful! T_T I hated dealing with the perfume and colognes, especially if someone sprayed some. Some uber fancy one made me sneeze for about an hour. I don't mind if a guy puts on a very tiny dab of Old Spice or something, but that's about it. I really just prefer the smell of soap and shampoo, and knowing that a guy's wearing deodorant without becoming trapped in the cloud of Super Manly Shower Sport Scent that's surrounding them. D:
I hate it when girls break out smelly deodorant too. That's why I hated the gym locker room. These girls LOVED to spray and smear stuff all over their bodies, and the resulting smells of multiple deodorant...well...my nose didn't think too highly of being in that situation day after day after day. Eventually I learned how to dress and undress for gym in 60 seconds or less so I could run out of there as soon as possible. The air in the locker room was stifling. (>.<)
If you don't mind, could you modify your ad to say
"Well-groomed, fit young man who enjoys bathing and showering (in the tub with water, not deodorant) and shaving regularly for friendship and possible romance."? Because guys who use way too much deodorant aren't very nice smelling sometimes. xD
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And I'm like, geez, you trying to kill my nose or something?
Man, I really wish I had a Mirror Monster ready to eat anyone who offended my nose. (>.<) Which happens a lot...apparently people think you aren't macho or charming if you don't smell like a stinkbug. Seriously? O.o
*Pulls out Contract Card* I'm off to make a Contract with a Mirror Monster now...hopefully I get one so I can use it to terrorize anyone that offends me greatly in some way. ^_^ I'll reply to your comments when I get back from Mirror World. xD
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