What If: A Bandom AU Picspam

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So harriet-vane had a post about photos representing AUs, and I went away and thought for a little while and got terrifyingly inspired.

Here is the result.

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[redorchids]

Brendon's kind of trying not to be too happy (because he gets that everyone else is freaked)

Yes! But he also tries to win the other guys over, because seriously? This is the greatest thing that ever happened to him (he gets to wear tophats!) and he doesn't want to waste the whole rock star experience. So he starts doing sneaky things to win them over.

Ryan is obviously the easiest, Brendon finds the wardrobe section in the support bus and introduces Ryan to the Rose Vest. Ryan is won over. Spencer is highly amused but also kind of intrigued, and that white brocade shirt actually looks pretty fabulous on him, and the SHOES! Spencer has never seen so many pairs of shoes in his life!

Meanwhile, Jon is completely exasperated. What the hell happened to his sweet, normal life where no one tried to put makeup on him and make him put his hands in inappropriate places on his friends during photoshoots? And when did his friends turn gay, exactly? Not that Jon has a problem with it, he'd just like to know if this crazy universe he's fallen into has any of those kind of plans in store for him, because if so, he'd like some warning, please.

(Brendon finds a big bag of weed with Jon's name on it. Jon is slightly mollified.)

[blindmouse]

Jon is further mollified when he notices that his name on the bag of weed is accompanied by a Sharpie drawing of a teenage mutant ninja turtle (Raphael, he thinks), because, yeah. That looks like him. Apparently he's still, you know, himself. He just ... he doesn't get how he ended up in this band. He's pretty sure that the makeup isn't something he actually does - none of the clothes in his closet have actual ruffles, no matter how many photo shoots Brendon shows him.