Well, I'll be...

[cest_morty]

My birthday was two days ago and I completely forgot about it. With everything that's happened - the visions, the cuffs being gone, the Indigeo talking... It completely slipped my mind.

It really is easy to lose track of time in this place...

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[blastoffagain]

Your birthday, huh? Well, happy birthday a little late! ♥

[cest_morty]

Heh. Thanks, Jessie.

[blastoffagain]

I guess I ought to go out and steal you something nice.

[cest_morty]

Oh, no, you really don't have to...

[blastoffagain]

Aw, but I insist! After all, you're the only person in this dump who's really been nice to me.

[cest_morty]

Um... I appreciate the sentiment, but stealing something to give to me is probably going to upset someone else.

[blastoffagain]

So?

[cest_morty]

... *sigh* Jessie, we're two of only a very few normal humans in this compound. What happens when someone with superhuman powers - or, you know, actual combat training of any sort - shows up wanting their stuff back?

[blastoffagain]

The easy way around that is to deny having their stuff.

[cest_morty]

One of these days we're going to have to have a talk about ethics, I think.

[blastoffagain]

Let's face it. I'm a thief and you're a goody-goody. Some things we're never going to see eye-to-eye on. ♥

[cest_morty]

If you say so, Jessie. I still say trying to steal something for my birthday is a bad idea...

[blastoffagain]

As I said, you're a goody-goody. Maybe you ought to try a bit of thievery sometime. You might like it.

That's right, come to the daaaaark siiiide! Hahaha!

[cest_morty]

*sigh* What happens if whoever you steal from either decides we're lying when we deny having it or decides to have a little, uh, "fun" with us whether we have it or not?

[blastoffagain]

That depends. How fast can you run?

[cest_morty]

About fast enough to get out from under a falling rock. Can't keep it up, though.