What If: A Bandom AU Picspam
So harriet-vane had a post about photos representing AUs, and I went away and thought for a little while and got terrifyingly inspired.
Here is the result.
( The One Where... )
Here is the result.
( The One Where... )
And then Ryan tries to broach the subject again, because he really needs to figure this out, okay? He can play his guitar just fine. And lace himself into a corset (Spencer *appalled*: "Do I even want to know?" Ryan: "Um..." *blush*) and put on eyeliner without smudging it, so obviously, SOME of the muscle memory has carried over, so why not the sexy kind? Spencer, who is beginning to learn that Ryan does not always know what is obviously best for him (meaning that it's Spencer's duty, really, to steer him right, and, huh? That feels freakishly like déja-vu), suggests that maybe Brendon and Ryan are taking it slow. Which is totally even more romantic. And works perfectly with all the poetry about Brendon that Ryan found in a bunch of notebooks under his bed. Except... except those notebooks went back a long time and what if Ryan hasn't... what if he's still? Um, that can't be possible, right? Ryan would know if he were still a virgin, wouldn't he? Also, just look at him. He's totally hot, and has Spencer seen his dick? (Spencer: O_o) No way Ryan could have that dick and this face and such a great sense of style and NOT get some action in high school.
Ryan proceeds to freak out even more, and Spencer kind of grabs the back of his head--totally by instinct--and rubs his fingers against a hidden spot behind Ryan's ear, which makes Ryan shut up and just melt. Which is totally good for about a second of blissful silence before they both simultaneously realise what it means and jump apart with mirroring expressions of shock. And then, everything is hell for Spencer because even though whatever creepy kind of statutory-rape-border-on-incest thing their rockstar alter egos apparently got up to in junior high is completely over (Spencer has never been so happy about memory loss, ever), Ryan keeps asking Spencer for ~advice on how to make Brendon happy--since Spencer OBVIOUSLY got a much better deal on the whole muscle memory thing, and it's nice to share, okay?--and wtf? Spencer is gay too? Spencer? And, huh, does that mean that EVERYONE is gay in this dimension (because looking at the other bands they tour with, not to mention their label management, it sure seems that way)? And if so, does that mean that Jon might be too? Not that Spencer has been looking or anything...
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Eeee *\o/*
And if so, does that mean that Jon might be too?
Spencer knows that this is not the most logical jump to make - especially since Jon still stares at Ryan's rosevest and Brendon's ringmaster outfit as though they are alien creatures which might actually animate and bite him - but it's ... not the most far-fetched thing in the world, right? Not compared to Spencer suddenly existing in a world where he apparently had Ryan sexytimes in high school. Or something. God, he hopes it was back in high school.
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There is really no way to describe how much Ryan can not find about about The List. And when did that become capitalised? What is happening to Spencer's life?
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MANY AWESOME THINGS.
He should sit back and enjoy it, really ♥
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Also, you should totally write this. :-DDDDD
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I'm totally the wrong writer for this. This should be all adorable and awkward and, well, reni_days basically. Not little drama me. I'm still in writer's kindergarten when it comes to the lighter stuff.
You could totally pull it off though. Come on, it would be great. ♥
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