Genius Log: Day 8857
So a few weeks ago, I nicked the skin over that inner ankle bone that sticks out while shaving my legs. I got it really good. It bled throughout my entire shower and completely soaked at least one bandaid through with blood for the next three days. When it finally healed, it left a nice red scar that has refused to fade.
Today, I nicked myself in the SAME FREAKING PLACE while shaving again. It, again, bled throughout the shower and a nice puddle had grown once I got out and dried off enough to apply a bandaid again. Clearly there is something wrong with me as I am too slowtarded to learn from my mistakes.
Slowtarded is my new word, I have decided.
Also: mint milkshakes may look good and taste like delicious mint, but I need to keep in mind that they taste like icky stomach acid and curdled milk when my body inevitably rejects them.
Today, I nicked myself in the SAME FREAKING PLACE while shaving again. It, again, bled throughout the shower and a nice puddle had grown once I got out and dried off enough to apply a bandaid again. Clearly there is something wrong with me as I am too slowtarded to learn from my mistakes.
Slowtarded is my new word, I have decided.
Also: mint milkshakes may look good and taste like delicious mint, but I need to keep in mind that they taste like icky stomach acid and curdled milk when my body inevitably rejects them.