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I had this weird dream last night where everyone at this party I was at was throwing up. I was sober, and everyone else was not. But the weird part about this dream was that I could actually smell the puke, which in turn started making me sick. Luckily I woke up in time to not throw up myself.
Anyway I need to start thinking of funny things to say since my whole existance is to make people laugh at my expense.
True story, so I was at the Wayside last Friday and was dancing you know, and i went to grab my dance partners hand, but instead, grabbed the hand of a girl who was dancing next to me....funny thing was, i think she thought my hand was her dance partners.
The moral of the story is....practice safe sex. You don't want any of those venarial diseases that have been floating about.
Speaking of VD, Colin Farrel is at it again, supposedly he made a sex tape and now its all over the internet. I haven't seen this tape, but if its like any of his movies....i'm sure its really really really really stupid.
PS sorry for sounding like such a dumbass the last few entries
Anyway I need to start thinking of funny things to say since my whole existance is to make people laugh at my expense.
True story, so I was at the Wayside last Friday and was dancing you know, and i went to grab my dance partners hand, but instead, grabbed the hand of a girl who was dancing next to me....funny thing was, i think she thought my hand was her dance partners.
The moral of the story is....practice safe sex. You don't want any of those venarial diseases that have been floating about.
Speaking of VD, Colin Farrel is at it again, supposedly he made a sex tape and now its all over the internet. I haven't seen this tape, but if its like any of his movies....i'm sure its really really really really stupid.
PS sorry for sounding like such a dumbass the last few entries