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Sep 25, 2005 22:58

Trev and I were watching The Eagles play a concert in Australia which got us thinking, man these guys can really rock out and they're all like 55 years old.....and we're 20 years old and we have never been able to rock out.....so we decided to think of some things to help us in our goal to one day be able to rock out....

1.) We'll start by doing drugs and then making an album like Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon, in which i will play the organ and Trev will just clap his hands and move back and forth

2.) On stage there will be a lot of colorful lights to make it look like we just took a hit of acid, and the microphone stand will have a colorful things tied to it Aerosmith Style

3.) I will wear an "I hate the Government" headband so that our band can be labeled as "Rebels"

4.) Trev will just mumble when he talks so he can seem mysterious

5.) When asked if we take drugs i will say....does rock and roll count as a drug....if so, then yes....iam high off rock and roll, then Trev will mumble something.

6.) Our hit song will go platinum....and when you play the chorus backwards it will say, "Trev is dead"....other hits will include, "Amy Can I Dance?", which stands for ACID....and "Mary Always Runs In Just Under A New Apple"

7.) We will rip the heads off of stuffed animal bears at our concerts, then urinate on them as a symbol for world peace

8.) Then when we're old we can play concerts in Austraila, where we can continue to rock out in our wheelchairs.
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