Update...sorry for waiting. LOL
Title: Wasted Years
Author: Hime [cess-chan]
Chapter: [7/?]
Rating: R-16
Pairing: Mainly TegoPi. There's RyoPi and RyoUchi too <3. I mentioned KoyaShige too btw. Lol *gets kicked for leaving Massu all alone*
Genre: Romance/Angst/some Crack here and there
Summary: Ryo and Pi had been best friends for half of their lives. Lately, they've become best friends with benefits. YamaPi had been quite obsessed about his relationship with his best friend and was totally oblivious of Tegoshi's feelings for him. Ryo, on the other hand, still has feelings for Uchi and is always waiting for the younger boy's return. Find out what happens when Uchi comes back from his suspension…. [ok. So I suck at summaries…please just read the story and skip this part..rofl]
Disclaimer: I don't own NEWS. Yes, even YamaPi and Tegoshi [although I have this feeling that they already have this powerful CLAIM on each other. Hell. I know they've branded each other 'mine' already. *gets stabbed*]. I have to face the harsh reality of life once in awhile. It's so sad. Now I'm being depressed again. Someone call the guidance councilor please.
A/N: There's not much here in this chapter…but I think its good enough. Lol. A little break from all that angst and smut. Rofl. The next chap is… OK, so you'll have to wait for the next update. Hahaha. *gets killed*
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chapter 1][
chapter 2][
chapter 3][
chapter 4][
chapter 5][
chapter 6][
chapter 8][
chapter 9][
chapter 10][
chapter 11][
chapter 12 part 1][
chapter 12 part 2]
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Chapter 7. A Sexy Man's Plan: The Plan is… What?
Are…? Massu thought as he saw the bags outside Shige and Koyama's room. He blinked as he tried to decipher the meaning behind those bags outside the room. He blinked and blinked until his eyes became watery but still, no answer came to him.
"Massu…"
Hearing his name, Massu turned and saw YamaPi standing at the top of the stairs with a towel on his head indicating that the boy had just got out of the shower.
"What time is it?" YamaPi asked narrowing his eyes at Massu who unfortunately -or maybe fortunately since he hadn't caught them in the kitchen if he returned sooner- had just came back from the konbini.
"9:30!! Oh wait… It's 9:31 actually," replied Massu, checking his wristwatch.
"What time did you leave??" asked YamaPi in the same manner as how a mother does with her teenager.
"Around 5 or 5:30, I think!" Massu replied energetically, not noticing how YamaPi seemed to be restraining himself from murdering the poor boy.
"How far is the konbini?"
"Uh… You should have told me earlier that you want to know that! I could have it measured then," replied Massu, scratching his head ruefully.
What the---?
"Oeeeiii! How many hours did it take you buying those goods? I thought you were taken by some strange people here! We're worried, you know. Even if you're like that you're still our friend." YamaPi said with a sigh.
I'm like…what…? Massu thought and began blinking his eyes again in confusion.
"What are you doing? Baka." YamaPi said as he saw Massu blinking his eyes repeatedly. He shrugged at this, his gaze falling unto the bags outside Koyama and Shige's room. YamaPi cocked his eyebrow at this. "What are those bags for?"
"Bite me. I also didn't know."
"…"
"What? I told you didn't know." Massu repeated when YamaPi only looked at him blankly.
"Why would I bite you? Stupid."
Massu's jaw dropped at this as their leader turned and left for his own room muttering something about Massu going insane. "It's just an expression, Yamashita-kun…" Massu mumbled to no one as he heard YamaPi locked the bedroom door.
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"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE KOYAMA?!?!"
Koyama winced at this before further burrowing himself on the bed using the blanket and pillows. He decided it best not to answer and pretend to sleep instead. What he did was definitely trespassing but he knew he didn't have a choice. Either that, or he'll be sleeping outside with the crabs and snails.
"Oi, Koyama!"
Koyama's eyes flew open at this but he remained motionless under all the pillows. He didn't really want to talk right now. He wanted to sleep so badly but instead, here he is breathing heavily under all those covers as he started sweating twice as much than how he usually does during concert tours. Think positive, think positive! Ryo-chan will shut his mouth soon and you'll be able to sleep in peace, Koyama thought as he convinced himself that the situation will soon be going his way.
"He must be asleep now Ryo-chan. Let's not wake him up, we still need to talk about something right?"
At the sound of Uchi's voice, Koyama immediately regretted being inside the two Kansai-born Idols' room. He really didn't want to witness what those two had in plan for the night. With that thought in mind, Koyama got ready to sit up only to be surprised by the intrusion of another voice that is also very much familiar to him.
"Let's make this one quick. Yamashita-kun might come looking for me anytime now."
Tegoshi?!?
It took Koyama 3 seconds to realize that it was indeed Tegoshi. Breathing heavily, he decided to let the other's know that he's still awake and hopefully, be able to end his confusion. Sitting up, he saw the other three huddled around the small table in the corner of the room.
"Ohh! Kei-chan, you're awake!" Tegoshi said in his usual genki voice.
Ryo however, narrowed his eyes at Koyama as if he knew that the other was just pretending to sleep awhile ago. Koyama awkwardly smiled at him in return, praying that Ryo will be kind enough to let him live till the next morning.
"OK! Let's get back to the plan," said Ryo as he turned to Uchi and Tegoshi who nodded in reply.
"Plan?" Koyama asked. "Oh, which reminds me… Tegoshi, did you and YamaPi had a fight?" he added.
"No…nande?"
Koyama shrugged. "Well, you weren't talking to him much this morning."
"That was plan one." Ryo said to Koyama, dismissing the question with it.
"Anou… Uchi-kun, you knew?" Tegoshi asked before Koyama can complain about the weird situation of having this meeting inside Ryo and Uchi's room.
"Ryo-chan told me about all these awhile ago. Tegoshi~~ You've been pretty secretive ne?" Uchi said as he threw a naughty glance at the younger boy.
Tegoshi turned red and stuttered at Uchi's teasing. "S-sonna…"
"Anyway, I had to tell him about this since part two needs more of my participation and I don't want him to misunderstand my actions," said Ryo, a smile forming on his face.
Koyama sighed exasperatedly and tried to make his presence known since the other three seemed to forget him already. "Sumimasen! I'm still here!! Anyone here kind enough to explain to me what's going on?"
"If you're so interested then you should've come here," said Ryo in his rough Kansai-ben.
"Kei-chan!! Sit beside me~~~" Tegoshi said, pulling another chair beside him. Sighing, Koyama went and listened to whatever these three geniuses have come up with.
"Anou, what do you mean you'll be participating more in the next plan?" Uchi asked, bringing their attention back to the plan.
Ryo grinned. "I had to do it. I'm the only one who can and knows what to do. YamaPi is being a git and I had to push the stop button since he couldn't do it himself."
"And… What exactly are you going to do to err… Push the button?" Uchi asked curiously.
Ryo's eyes glint evilly at Uchi's question as his gaze settled at Tegoshi who blinked innocently at him in return. Koyama almost grimaced at this and couldn't help but fear whatever evil deed Ryo has in mind that time. "Sumimasen… Anou, what plan is this for?" Koyama finally asked to satisfy his curiosity and growing confusion.
"Waking YamaPi up from his stupid dream," Ryo said in a strained voice.
"Eh? He's not sleeping yet, is he?" Koyama asked, getting confused while checking the time on his watch.
"OMG, KOYAMA!! I THOUGHT JIN IS THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON IN THE FUCKING JIMUSHO WHO HAS THE FUCKING WORST BRAIN CAPACITY I'VE EVER MET! CAN YOU NOT SEE THE FUCKING LOGIC IN MY ANSWER?"
"Quite Colorful, Ryo-chan. Demo there's a kid in here," Uchi said covering Tegoshi's ears to keep him from hearing Ryo's colorful choice of words.
"I'm not a fucking kid," said Tegoshi under his breath as he pouted.
Uchi, Ryo and Koyama all inhaled a sharp breath at Tegoshi's words. Uchi was the first to recover. "NISHIKIDO RYO!!!'
Ryo winced at the chilling look Uchi gave him and turned his gaze somewhere else. Not good, he thought as Koyama gave him the same look.
Ryo offered an awkward smile at the other two as he tried to choose whether it is time to start running outside or if he should wait and see if he'll be forgiven. "Ehehe… I should be a teacher ne? See, he learned all that in such a little time!! I'm a natural genius!! Hahahaha!"
"…NISHIKIDOOOOO!!"
OK, so now would be the perfect time.
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Oh… I know it's late but I still want to greet you all. Happy April Fools! OK, so that was really foolish of me.