Elegant Sentiments
Ladies and Gentlemen, your amusing, intriguing, and horrifying articles of the day.
- If ancient Rome had the Internet.
- New sheep chimera is 15% human. Have you been baaaad recently?
- "The least toxic drug known to humans is illegal. One of the most toxic is available at Safeway".
- School bans kids from using MySpace...at home. Yes, they hate us for our freedoms.
- Stephen Colbert: "Impeach Bush Now...or you're a bunch of p****ies". Yes, sir
- Bill introduced to restore Habeus Corpus (right to a fair trial) and adherence to Geneva Conventions (no torturing people). About fucking time.
- "Rape fears lead women soldiers to suicide, death"
- Alberto Gonzales: "I had no knowledge of these firings." DOJ Emails: He was present & signed off on them. Don't we love how public servants lie to the public?!
- Democracy? In this country? HAHAHAHA. Voter-approved law automatically changed by County Attorney because he had a "gut feeling" that they didn't know what they were doing.
- House approves Iraq pullout bill. Bush calles it "political theater". Lord Hypocrisy nods approvingly, collects kickback.
- New study finds alcohol more harmful than narcotics. How dare they be impartial and scientifically accurate with something like this...politicians everywhere won't stand for it!
- McDonald's "Chicken" McNugget: have you had your lighter fluid today?
- White House: Congress doesn't have constitutional oversight responsibility over the White House. Welcome to Germany, 1935.
- Real ID: you must carry Big Brother ID or the "terrorists" (read: everyone but King Bush) wins.
- Jon Stewart (D-aily Show) vs. John Bolton (former Dubya US Ambassador to the UN). Result: Bolton is p0wned by a comedy show host!
- 2007 National Defense Authorization Act. The US military can now operate inside the US, declare martial law. Bonus points: Bush doesn't even need to tell Congress when he uses it!