The Big Table of Snark 2.0
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Claim: Zacharias Smith
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001.Beginnings. 002.Middles. 003.Ends. 004.Insides. 005.Outsides. 006.Hours. 007.Days. 008. Weeks. 009.Months. 010.Years. 011. Red. 012.Orange. 013. Yellow. 014.Green. 015.Blue. 016.Purple. 017.Brown. 018.Black. 019.White. 020.Colourless. 021. Friends. 022.Enemies. 023.Lovers. 024. Family. 025.Strangers. 026. Teammates. 027. Parents. 028.Children. 029.Birth. 030.Death. 031. Sunrise. 032.Sunset. 033.Too Much. 034.Not Enough. 035.Sixth Sense. 036.Smell. 037. Sound. 038. Touch. 039. Taste. 040.Sight. 041.Shapes. 042.Triangle. 043.Square. 044. Circle. 045.Moon. 046.Star. 047.Heart. 048.Diamond. 049.Club. 050.Spade. 051.Water. 052.Fire. 053.Earth. 054.Air. 055.Spirit. 056.Breakfast. 057. Lunch. 058.Dinner. 059.Food. 060. Drink. 061.Winter. 062.Spring. 063.Summer. 064.Fall. 065.Passing. 066.Rain. 067.Snow. 068. Lightening. 069. Thunder. 070.Storm. 071.Broken. 072.Fixed. 073.Light. 074.Dark. 075. Shade. 076. Who? 077.What? 078.Where? 079.When? 080.Why? 081.How? 082.If. 083.And. 084. He. 085.She. 086.Choices. 087. Life. 088.School. 089.Work. 090.Home. 091. Birthday. 092.Christmas. 093.Thanksgiving. 094.Independence. 095.New Year. 096.Writer‘s Choice. 097.Writer‘s Choice. 098.Writer‘s Choice. 099.Writer‘s Choice. 100.Writer‘s Choice.
Chronological Order:
Pre-Hogwarts
I is for Irresponsible
Characters: Zacharias Smith : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 041 Shapes : Rating: G
Summary: Question: Why did the house elves hate to be given clothes?
X is for Xenophobe
Characters: Zacharias and Mrs Smith : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 028 Children : Rating: PG
Summary: It was an accident. He hadn't meant to tell.
It Runs in the Family
Characters: Zacharias and Mr Smith : Word Count: 2128 : Prompt: 027 Parents : Rating: PG13
Summary: For as long as Zacharias could remember, it had only been him and his father. Everything he knew, he learnt through him.
The Sins of My Mother
Characters: The Smiths and the Malfoys : Word Count: 1624 : Prompt: 024 Family : Rating: PG13
Summary: Even on the pureblood side of the wizarding world, some families are better than others.
First Year: 1992-1993 (COS)
O is for Ocular
Characters: Zacharias Smith and the Sorting Hat : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 035 Sixth Sense : Rating: G
Summary: The Sorting Hat is never wrong.
Second Year: 1993-1994 (POA)
A Certain Amount of Skill
Characters: Zacharias Smith and the Quidditch Team : Word Count: 2449 : Prompt: 054 Air : Rating: PG
Summary: The Hufflepuff Quidditch team had a bad reputation of accepting mediocre players. Zacharias Smith knew this, and planned to change it.
P is for Purity
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Justin Finch-Fletchley : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 043 Square : Rating: G
Summary: Smith and Finch-Fletchley have a battle of lineage over a quick game of chess.
A is for Arrogance
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cedric Diggory : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 053 Earth : Rating: PG
Summary: Zacharias Smith could be summarised as having two clear problems.
G is for Glory
Characters: Zacharias Smith and the Quidditch Team : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 066 Rain : Rating: PG
Summary: It was looking grim for Hufflepuff.
Thanatophobia
Characters: Zacharias and Mr Smith : Word Count: 2044 : Prompt: 004 Insides : Rating: PG13
Summary: In the attic full of family antiques and heritages, there hides a boggart.
H is for Heritage
Characters: Zacharias and Mr Smith : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 010 Years : Rating: G
Summary: Sometimes his father's obsession baffled him.
Third Year: 1994-1995 (GOF)
A Chance for Greatness, A Chance for Splendour
Characters: Zacharias Smith, Ernie Macmillan, and Cedric Diggory : Word Count: 1800 : Prompt: 049 Club : Rating: PG13
Summary: Hufflepuff hasn't had many opportunities for glory.
The Arrogance of Pride
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cedric Diggory : Word Count: 1348 : Prompt: 014 Green : Rating: PG13
Summary: Cedric confronts Zacharias over the badge and what it means to have pride.
With Upmost Certainty
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cedric Diggory : Word Count: 660 : Prompt: 037 Sound : Rating: PG
Summary: The Hufflepuffs celebrate the conclussion of the first task, and Zacharias Smith is sure of himself.
Never the Romantic
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Sally-Anne Perks : Word Count: 375 : Prompt: 038 Touch : Rating: PG
Summary: Zacharias Smith's first kiss was shared with Sally-Anne Perks, and the whole experience could easily be ranked in the top three most awkward moments of his life.
Y is for Yesterday
Character: Zacharias Smith, Susan Bones, and Justin Finch-Fletchley : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 062 Spring : Rating: G
Summary: She knew him better than most, but deserved deserved someone who knew her best.
W is for Winner
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cedric Diggory : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 006 Hours : Rating: PG
Summary: Had he known it was the last time he'd speak to Cedric, he might have been more encouraging.
T is for Truth
Characters: Zacharias Smith and the Fat Friar : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 073 Light : Rating: PG
Summary: He asked the question every Hogwarts ghost dreaded to hear.
Fourth Year: 1995-1996 (OOTP)
M is for Mother
Characters: Zacharias and Mr Smith : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 020 Colourless : Rating: PG
Summary: There were times when Zacharias pitied his father.
Not a Difference
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 754 : Prompt: 040 Sight : Rating: PG
Summary: Zacharias wished Cho would look at him for a change.
B is for Blame
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Harry Potter : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 050 Spade : Rating: PG
Summary: It wasn’t like Expelliarmus was all that impressive.
K is for Kindness
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Luna Lovegood : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 072 Fixed : Rating: G
Summary: Luna sees to it Zacharias receives a copy of the Quibbler.
V is for Villain
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Draco Malfoy : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 012 Orange : Rating: PG
Summary: In which Malfoy and Smith decide whose is snarkier.
Sympathy
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 1610 : Prompt: 080 Why? Rating: PG
Summary: Why would you defend a sneak?
It's Not That Simple
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 656 : Prompt: 071 Broken : Rating: PG
Summary: Since when did losing Quidditch become so significant?
What Are a Few Ruffled Feathers in the Long Run?
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 966 : Prompt: 065 Passing : Rating: PG
Summary: Zacharas hates Marietta for what she did, but maybe he hates something even more.
Can't Buy Me Love
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 910 : Prompt: 034 Not Enough : Rating: PG
Summary: Sometimes, it's not that easy. Sometimes, Zacharias doesn't get what he wants.
Fifth Year: 1996-1997 (HBP)
A Shift into Reality
Characters: Zacharas and Mr Smith, Ernie Macmillan, and Ginny Weasley : Word Count: 1703 : Prompt: 077 What? : Rating: PG13
Summary: All Zacharias Smith ever wanted was a straight answer. Just one straight answer to a very simple question. What happened?
The Key to Persistency
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 1052 : Prompt: 083 And : Rating: PG
Summary: The start of a new school year provides another chance.
Every Move is a Calculated Step
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 862 : Prompt: 060 Drink : Rating: PG
Summary: Matters with Cho Chang were taking a turn, and Zacharias decided everything’s better when talked over tankards of butterbeer.
The Black Sheep
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 1177 : Prompt: 011 Red : Rating: PG13
Summary: He couldn't remember the last time he was so angry, and all he could see was red. Fortunately, she was prepared to return a favour.
Let's Try This Again
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Daphne Greengrass : Word Count: 370 : Prompt: 042 Triangle : Rating: PG
Summary: Three times Zacharias Smith almost met Daphne Greengrass.
R is for Ridiculous
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Ginny Weasley : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 016 Purple : Rating: PG
Summary: Zacharias Smith demanded an apology. Ginny Weasley gave him exactly what he deserved.
Last Thing on My Mind
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 1000 : Prompt: 039 Taste : Rating: PG13
Summary: After that day, Zacharias Smith would know how it really felt to lose a chase.
D is for Damned
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Ernie Macmillan : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 017 Brown : Rating: PG
Summary: If there ever was a swot, his name was Ernie Macmillan.
In a Million Years
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 1130 : Prompt: 031 Sunrise : Rating: PG13
Summary: In which boys will be boys, and things were starting to look promising.
Loss of Control
Characters: Zacharias and Mr Smith, and Cho Chang : Word Count: 1318 : Prompt: 061 Winter : Rating: PG
Summary: Some things couldn't be said through letters.
Now That You Know
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 985 : Prompt: 068 Lightening : Rating: PG
Summary: He was tired of questioning everything. She had the answer.
Are We Doing This Right?
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 1412 : Prompt: 008 Weeks : Rating: PG
Summary: In which Zacharias Smith experiences Loser's Lurgy.
Elemental Opposites
Characters: Zacharias Smith, Cho Chang, and Marietta Edgecombe : Word Count: 1098 : Prompt: 021 Friends : Rating: PG
Summary: Choosing between relationships and friends could have disastrous results.
Taking Yesterday
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Cho Chang : Word Count: 500 : Prompt: 044 Circle : Rating: PG
Summary: Nothing good ever came from thinking about it.
I Desire, I Feel
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Susan Bones : Word Count: 1783 : Prompt: 091 Birthday : Rating: PG13
Summary: Zacharias never believed in Divination. It was all a bunch of philosophical nonsense, but Susan was dedicated to that rubbish. It helped her forget she was supposed to be hurting.
U is for Unlimited
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Professor Sprout : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 088 School : Rating: PG
Summary: He hadn't given much thought to what he'd do after Hogwarts.
Sixth Year: 1997-1998 (DH)
F is for Father
Characters: Zacharias and Mr Smith : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 081 How? : Rating: PG
Summary: They weren't going to be able to avoid the war.
Desertion: Our Duty
Characters: Zacharias Smith, Amycus Carrow, Ernie Macmillan, and Daphne Greengrass : Word Count: 1452 : Prompt: 076 Who? : Rating: PG13
Summary: It was their duty to stand up for them. Zacharias learned that it could be more trouble than it's worth.
Desertion: Dumbledore's Army Lives
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Dumbledore's Army : Word Count: 2935 : Prompt: 057 Lunch : Rating: PG
Summary: There needed to be order. That night, Dumbledore's Army would live again.
L is for Love
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Susan Bones : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 042 Heart : Rating: PG
Summary: Just because he acknowledged the truth of it all didn't mean he didn't care.
Desertion: Still Recruiting
Characters: Zacharias Smith, Alecto Carrow, and Dumbledore's Army : Word Count: 2820 : Prompt: 069 Thunder : Rating: PG13
Summary: Dumbledore's Army was seeking new recruits in more public places.
Desertion: In an Act of Befuddlement
Characters: Zacharias Smith, Dumbledore's Army, and Daphne Greengrass : Word Count: 1498 : Prompt: 013 Yellow : Rating: PG
Summary: Everything is his world was spiralling in a mass of uncertainty and confusion.
Desertion: On the Receiving End
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Daphne Greengrass : Word Count: 1419 : Prompt: 075 Shade : Rating: PG13
Summary: Subtle Slytherin tactics do not work on oblivious Hufflepuff boys.
N is for Never
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Amycus Carrow : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 074 Dark : Rating: PG13
Summary: There were always going to be options. He'd always have a choice.
Q is for Quit
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Ernie Macmillan : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 033 Too Much : Rating: PG
Summary: They had a choice. A choice between what was right and what was easy.
S is for Sin
Characters: Zacharias Smith : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 070 Storm : Rating: PG
Summary: It was the final moment, and nothing else mattered but staying alive.
Coward
Characters: Zacharias and Mr Smith : Word Count: 1032 : Prompt: 086 Choices : Rating: PG
Summary: Zacharias Smith ran from the battle, and he regrets nothing.
Seventh Year: 1998-1999 (Post-DH)
You Might be a Sinner
Characters: Zacharias Smith, Ginny Weasley, and Dennis Creevey : Word Count: 400 : Prompt: 018 Black : Rating: PG
Summary: They wanted him to say he was sorry. Sorry for what he did. Sorry for what he didn't do.
E is for Everything
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Professor Sprout : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 046 Star : Rating: G
Summary: Quidditch meant everything to Smith, especially after everything that happened.
C is for Care
Characters: Zacharias Smith : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 007 Days : Rating: PG
Summary: How could he say everything he wanted to?
J is for Justice
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Ginny Weasley : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 052 Fire : Rating: G
Summary: In that Quidditch game, both had something to lose.
Post-Hogwarts
Z is for Zed
Character: Zacharias Smith and Daphne Greengrass : Word Count: 200 : Prompt: 029 Birth : Rating: PG
Summary: He never wanted to be a father.
Misc.
Fourteen Things You Might Not Have Known About Zacharias Smith
Characters: Zacharias Smith : Word Count: 750 : Prompt: 084 He : Rating: PG
Summary: There are fourteen things you may not realize about Zacharias Smith.
Thirteen Life Experiences Between Zacharias Smith and Susan Bones, and One That Came Too Late
Characters: Zacharias Smith and Susan Bones : Word Count: 939 : Prompt: 087 Life : Rating: PG
Summary: Thirteen life experiences between Zacharias Smith and Susan Bones, and One That Came Too Late.
I Became the Heir of Hufflepuff, and All I Got Was This Cup
Characters: Zacharias and Hepzibah Smith : Word Count: 627 : Prompt: 082 If : Rating: PG
Summary: The Hufflepuff common room has a new painting, and Zacharias meets someone unexpected.
Green Like Me
Characters: Zacharias Smith, and the Hufflepuff and Slytherin Quidditch Teams : Word Count: 2886 : Prompt: 026 Teammates : Rating: PG13
Summary: After hearing that Slytherin planned to cheat in the upcoming match, the Hufflepuff Quidditch team sends an infiltrator to find out their plans. No polyjuice potion required.