Rhymes with "Thigh Rampart"...sorta
This story is awesome. A 73 year old man defends his home from 2 armed intruders. When asked how he overcame his attackers, he cited his 73 years, and the fact that in addition to knowing karate and judo, he knew everything. I can just see my grandpa telling some reporter: "I know karate, I know judo, I know everything!" Its notable that my gramps is an ogre among men, at least in stature and build. When I remember my dad's dad at 73, I can hardly imagine anyone feeling comfortable attacking that 'old man'. Even now, approaching 90, he is still an imposing figure...admittedly somewhat withered. But still. If some fool tried him, he would almost certainly club them with something bigger than he should be able to pick up. His house is full of flotsam, detritus and jetsam, much of it weighty. In piles. In short, the man is a packrat(incidentally a trait I seem to have inherited). I'm rambling.
Anyways, DON'T FUCK WIT DA A A R P, YA HEARD?
Anyways, DON'T FUCK WIT DA A A R P, YA HEARD?