Whoa, that developed from a random rant...to...well a real one. Huzzah! I fit in now!
Right, chippers. I've been readin these other Live Journals, whence bored, stupid time difference (See a different rant) Anywho, I've found my decidely lacking in juicy gossip of others stupidity and how I, 'the mighty Alan', hath been failed. Which I find rude, me being of a blatantly superior nation and such!!! How dare you!?!? So yes, you probably have the general idea of what I'm talking about now...regardless I must conform to my apparent rp-peers, god only knows ye ain't meh social ones *shakes a fist, emphatically as the delightful Alex would do, cursed curly-haired charmer.* Yeah, first and foremost, my take on the Elinon situation, the general populace of players wishes me to take from their sockets my eyes, doing an array of dirty, vile things to them in order to cleanse them. So, yeah lack of adminship is a lack of rather overwhelming headaches on a daily basis, like that Lesbian Cybering session...it wasn't even hot....just like Brooke sadniashniasjbffnsjdiasbds, sd.asdjj *moans* Followed by her partner in heinous crimes, eloquent posting; asdhisanduasbduabsdb asidnhishnd says Sarah Drokane. I hope they choke on the collective idoicy they exude at such close quarters in the p-room. Another thing be the vast majority of admin be grumpy eejits, Cept the Leyna and Calixte...Sercc's once ever so sunny disposition has faded horribly it would seem *searches for the rolls his eyes key* Right, that aside I'ma now rant on something that has plagued me for millenia untold, the peeps who see me as this arrogant, lying, two-faced, rule-breaking...'free spirit' or something. While I do have a healthy mix of all that stuffs, the two attributes that define me most are clearly windswept and interesting, curse you! Windswept! But, yes I have been called all said not so righteous words, and probably deserve them for one thing or another. But, it is rarely in malice of others or to the scorn of others that I attempt my 'crazy and wild acts of rp-misjustice' Hell, half the people who bitch about it so, don't even play the games half as much as I did. Making ye people who hear stuff, bitch and attempt to correct it because YE think it be the right thing to do. What about the fun I has having, or the FUN OTHERS not of the ELITE were having, huh? I can grab peeps who'll tell you that they were having FUN with it, but noooooooo, if I don't conform. I'm just the crazy Irish eejit who everyone hates...Well I'll say it again You're all Egotistical pricks...the lot of ye and whats makes it worse you have put me through the effort of typing all these lines of endless drivel just to clear my chest of said issues, when all I do is come on to play a game not be held by the strict rictures of 'your'gaming society. For each and everyones gaming experience I ruined by my stunt. I can find two whos I didn't, or perhaps improved. So in he current vein of wild accusations and random act, take your own lives in a horribly slow and bloody manner, ye scrotum munching, back stabbing lifeless fools! And I don't say that because I claim to be superior in having a social life, I play this game as much as the next guy at times and know I be addicted but to have to pour so much of your life into merely trying to correct the 'lesser's' about you truly shows that ye be unhealthy in some manifestation or another.
Now, to give props to those I love!
The JEN, uberest of lasses, most sordid of damsels...reciever of most of my online attention, the plebs be gettin' jealous.
Alex, punctuation correcter extraodinaire, loving husband...and lets not get into his salacious talents, we'd be hear a while...
Shannon! I must say, when first I heard you were cast for rp-monster and game destroyer, I was dubious. But good show ol' chap really givin it 110% And not only that, but that which was once lost has been restored, I being a better man for it, truth be told! Superlatives fade in comparison to the ability the chicky has to make meh smile, long may she reside within the warm arms of the mighty English man. See below for more on the uber entity. On a final note, and I quote from someone other than these bias fingers, the most convenient admin, ever.
Emily, dearest. Less than 3, of course. I don't care what JB says about you, I think you're uber. Stupid Native American*coughs* No racial slur intended he loves being called that.
The Nat, ace in the kitchen..nekked..always a delightful plus that be. Ace somewhere else to..or so I be shown *shifty eyes* Get ye to Ireland!
David, not Dabid. Haway the boys! Oh, yes. I remembered and have been converted apparently! I still need that spare pair of pants if I'm going to go ahead with out plans *nods and taps his nose*
Tom, darling. Iunno if the uber English man reads these things but anywho, twill get to him. Ode creater genius. That duel will end in tears, mainly mine but as always I'm game. And I'll just steal a picture of you from somewhere *cackles* Oh, get well soon! And I warned you sleep depravation hurtses the precious.
The reticent John ~ Curse his lifestyle and its depriving me of his online beauty and flair, a true altruist encased in a shell of endless imagination. Miss ya man.
Shaston ~ Yes, that is his real name...Mick please, come back to meh.
And last but nae least, it be my favourite peep who comes on the internet to hide from other online perusers. Rater genius in its logic I might add. *poses like a Roman gladiator* Yes, indeed, you know you love it, all I need now is some silk to caress and that image would be uber...oh yes.
There be peeps who'd usually be here but apparently due to my being a prick ye get NOTHING, NOTHING!!! *insert clip from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory* And so forth...add some saliva too, nothing makes a good roar like saliva.
And that ends todays proceedings, should there be any complaints/issues/adoring fans/or left peeps who didn't get props its because I'm getting hungry and attempting to finish this quickerly. So yeah..my aim always be open and I'm always ready to kick you out should I less than love you, so have at you!
Oh god screw fixin' those typos. You're all literate enough....deal...
For all ye still wishin' to have a go at me in any shape or form, I'd be more apathetic toward your problems if I wasn't already so fuckin' lethargic. Get over yourselves.
Catch y'on the flip side.
Now, to give props to those I love!
The JEN, uberest of lasses, most sordid of damsels...reciever of most of my online attention, the plebs be gettin' jealous.
Alex, punctuation correcter extraodinaire, loving husband...and lets not get into his salacious talents, we'd be hear a while...
Shannon! I must say, when first I heard you were cast for rp-monster and game destroyer, I was dubious. But good show ol' chap really givin it 110% And not only that, but that which was once lost has been restored, I being a better man for it, truth be told! Superlatives fade in comparison to the ability the chicky has to make meh smile, long may she reside within the warm arms of the mighty English man. See below for more on the uber entity. On a final note, and I quote from someone other than these bias fingers, the most convenient admin, ever.
Emily, dearest. Less than 3, of course. I don't care what JB says about you, I think you're uber. Stupid Native American*coughs* No racial slur intended he loves being called that.
The Nat, ace in the kitchen..nekked..always a delightful plus that be. Ace somewhere else to..or so I be shown *shifty eyes* Get ye to Ireland!
David, not Dabid. Haway the boys! Oh, yes. I remembered and have been converted apparently! I still need that spare pair of pants if I'm going to go ahead with out plans *nods and taps his nose*
Tom, darling. Iunno if the uber English man reads these things but anywho, twill get to him. Ode creater genius. That duel will end in tears, mainly mine but as always I'm game. And I'll just steal a picture of you from somewhere *cackles* Oh, get well soon! And I warned you sleep depravation hurtses the precious.
The reticent John ~ Curse his lifestyle and its depriving me of his online beauty and flair, a true altruist encased in a shell of endless imagination. Miss ya man.
Shaston ~ Yes, that is his real name...Mick please, come back to meh.
And last but nae least, it be my favourite peep who comes on the internet to hide from other online perusers. Rater genius in its logic I might add. *poses like a Roman gladiator* Yes, indeed, you know you love it, all I need now is some silk to caress and that image would be uber...oh yes.
There be peeps who'd usually be here but apparently due to my being a prick ye get NOTHING, NOTHING!!! *insert clip from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory* And so forth...add some saliva too, nothing makes a good roar like saliva.
And that ends todays proceedings, should there be any complaints/issues/adoring fans/or left peeps who didn't get props its because I'm getting hungry and attempting to finish this quickerly. So yeah..my aim always be open and I'm always ready to kick you out should I less than love you, so have at you!
Oh god screw fixin' those typos. You're all literate enough....deal...
For all ye still wishin' to have a go at me in any shape or form, I'd be more apathetic toward your problems if I wasn't already so fuckin' lethargic. Get over yourselves.
Catch y'on the flip side.