...
And?
Hm.
I still have his Fruit Loops.
Also. He's perdier than a goat. Or is he? Ten bucks says his eyes fall out and his nose explodes. And this makes me feel so much less dirty. Considering the founder was not only a science fiction writer, but a man who mocked organized religion whilst under a secret pact to Satanism. Well. Allegedly. None of them are particularly sane. Thus sayeth the demon.
And we care, why? Conjoined twins are old news.
Amanda: A situation came up, hence my not returning to our conversation. Mother was experiencing some odd pains and I had to tend to her.
Kara: It's wonderful that you decided, for whatever reason, that you wanted to go back to having red hair, and really, it looks lovely, but for the love of God, clean your rooms and shave your legs. They look like they belong to a man. You are not Nature Girl. Say it with me. I refuse to let you go purse shopping with your mother until you do so, finish that presentation, eat, and get at least four hours of sleep.
Stop using that manual. Go use some internet sources. You know what's right, and that manual most certainly is not. Chopchop.
Hm.
I still have his Fruit Loops.
Also. He's perdier than a goat. Or is he? Ten bucks says his eyes fall out and his nose explodes. And this makes me feel so much less dirty. Considering the founder was not only a science fiction writer, but a man who mocked organized religion whilst under a secret pact to Satanism. Well. Allegedly. None of them are particularly sane. Thus sayeth the demon.
And we care, why? Conjoined twins are old news.
Amanda: A situation came up, hence my not returning to our conversation. Mother was experiencing some odd pains and I had to tend to her.
Kara: It's wonderful that you decided, for whatever reason, that you wanted to go back to having red hair, and really, it looks lovely, but for the love of God, clean your rooms and shave your legs. They look like they belong to a man. You are not Nature Girl. Say it with me. I refuse to let you go purse shopping with your mother until you do so, finish that presentation, eat, and get at least four hours of sleep.
Stop using that manual. Go use some internet sources. You know what's right, and that manual most certainly is not. Chopchop.