Jun 22, 2004 22:20
A story improv-d by Kasie ---
cerulariusx: ug I have to go do choores for the apartment, be back in a few
Kasie_Black : Alright.
cerulariusx: tell me a story while I am gone
Kasie_Black : Uh.... ok.....?
Kasie_Black : Once upon a time, there were two bunnies - a blue bunny and a white bunny.
Kasie_Black : Wait, wait, I'm thinking...
Kasie_Black : Alright, so one day this chick comes home from school, sits in her 2013 home, doing 2013 things, when her dad comes in and asks her to go to Neptune with him, to wipe out the planet so Earth can take over and live there, blah blah blah
Kasie_Black : She thinks, "Well, I got nothing better to do, what the heck, I'll go." Not very humane, but she figures she can like... find a pet there or something to bring home.
Kasie_Black : So she gets there, and she's talking with her cockatoo, Moonbeam, and when the ship lands on Neptune she decides to run away with Moonbeam and try to sabotage the mission.
Kasie_Black : So she's running around in the dark, freezing her arse off, and she runs into this Neptune dude named Yalron.
Kasie_Black : He convinces his mom to let the chick stay with them for the night, just so she warms up. The chick tells the Neptune people about the mission.
Kasie_Black : So they have a meeting with the village and the Elders, and the Elders decide to send this chick (whose name is Lyca, by the way) and Yalron on a mission to sabotage. Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that the Earth dudes have kidnapped Yalron's adopted little brother and are torturing him.
Kasie_Black : Now, Yalron's girlfriend is having his litter, and she's not too happy about him taking off with another chick, so she tries to follow them, but the girlfriend and Lyca get in a major catfight, and the girlfriend gets mad and goes back to the village.
Kasie_Black : Alright, so they get to the ship, rescue the lil' brother dude (Lasai) and save him - he's been put through the ringer... he's missing his arm, he's all scratched up, hair missing, anyway so they go to the main ship room thingy to sabotage...
Kasie_Black : And Lyca sees her dad, and they get in this huge fight about morale and rules and family and yadda yadda yadda, and the crew decides Lyca's dad's a dopehead, so they take him back to Earth. Lyca gets to stay with the Neptune dudes.
Kasie_Black : Lyca falls in love with Yalron, she has his kid, Lasai becomes a neurotic dude who sets the house on fire one day a year, and... that's it.
Tell me thats not the best random story Ever! ROCK!
Er... more later!