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There's a One Direction voice meme going around. But. Well, no one needs to hear me talk. However, I'd still sort of like to do it. Because sheep. So. *shrugs* I'm just going to write out my answers. And you can read it in the voice / accent of your choice.
I'll put it under a cut.
1. How did you get sucked into the One Direction madness? (do you want to blame someone in particular?) How long ago did it happen?
Honestly, I don't know. One day I'd never heard of them and then the next I was seeing them every where going, 'OMG. How are you REAL?' I do however, want to blame fiddleyoumust and lissa_bear and of course by "blame" I mean thank. I'd guess it happened a couple months ago now?
2. What do you wish the next record will be like?
I don't even really know what this record is like. But. If on the next album there was more acoustic and more Niall playing the guitar and less bubblegum, that might be neat.
3. Who is your favourite? (and don't say you love them equally. If you can't judge otherwise, look into your 1D folder on your computer, which member's photos have you saved the most? Or whose photos do you reblog the most on Tumblr) What is it about this person you like so much? Has your favourite changed during the time you've been involved in the fandom?
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry ... Hazza! I love and enjoy everything about him. Every. Thing. All his things are flawless to me. He is perfect in every way. But. Mostly his hair. His hair is the most amazing thing. Louis was my favourite for about a minute or two.
4. Who is your least favourite? (I know this might seem horrible, but try. We know you still love them even if they're not your favourite.) Has that changed?
Uh, well. That would probably be Liam. And I know that I shouldn't judge but I think a lot of it has to do with his lack of grammar and bad spelling. :/ (I know, I know. Shhh). Niall, I believe used to be at the end of the list but he's third now.
5. Have you seen them live? If so, how was it? If not, would you like to?
I haven't and I'm not sure that I would. I know people that have been to their concert and they all had a good time, so I'll just live through them.
6. Do you have an otp in this fandom? If you do, tell us a bit about why the pairing is your favourite?
Harry/Louis. I'll ship them until the end of time. They are beautiful. They are wonderful. The whole band gets on like a house on fire, but Harry and Louis love each other the most. And to badly paraphrase fiddleyoumust even if Harry and Louis aren't fucking their friendship/romance/love is still just as real and intense as any other "normal" type couple. Just. Go listen to her voice meme about them. She's much better at saying words.
7. Do you have a One Direction pairing that you don't particularly ship/like to read?
I'm very anal about my OTPs and what I read and I don't like reading pairings that aren't my OTP. That was true until I got into this fandom. I think I'll pretty much read any pairing in this fandom. Harry/Niall is my other favourite. Okay, technically girl!Harry/Niall is my other favourite. I don't know that I'm that fussy on Liam/Loiuis but harriet_vane is writing an epic Loius/Liam story that I'm certain will make me change my mind.
8. Do you have favourite story tropes? What are they?
I like AUs, especially High School or College.
9. Is there a 1D fic you wish someone would write?
Yes. High School AU. Farmer!Niall. Pregnant!Harry. Teen Wolf/One Direction crossover
10. Are you working on a story right now? Do you want to tell us a little about it?
I am not because I don't really write. Sure, I'll tell you about it ...
11. Anything else you'd like to add?
a) These stupid motherfucking assholes make me happy. And I appreciate that so damn much.
b) It's nice to be in a fandom again that is shiny and pretty.
c) It's really nice to be in a fandom again with some folks who I haven't been in one for eons.
d) I still really feel like an outsider. And like I'm just standing on the outside looking in
e) and sometimes the circle will open and I can say, 'Hey, guys ...'
f) then there are times when I'm sad and cry because I'm a pathetic person
g and I feel more like an annoyance
h) but you know, over all. Yay. Plus. Harry.
I'll put it under a cut.
1. How did you get sucked into the One Direction madness? (do you want to blame someone in particular?) How long ago did it happen?
Honestly, I don't know. One day I'd never heard of them and then the next I was seeing them every where going, 'OMG. How are you REAL?' I do however, want to blame fiddleyoumust and lissa_bear and of course by "blame" I mean thank. I'd guess it happened a couple months ago now?
2. What do you wish the next record will be like?
I don't even really know what this record is like. But. If on the next album there was more acoustic and more Niall playing the guitar and less bubblegum, that might be neat.
3. Who is your favourite? (and don't say you love them equally. If you can't judge otherwise, look into your 1D folder on your computer, which member's photos have you saved the most? Or whose photos do you reblog the most on Tumblr) What is it about this person you like so much? Has your favourite changed during the time you've been involved in the fandom?
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry ... Hazza! I love and enjoy everything about him. Every. Thing. All his things are flawless to me. He is perfect in every way. But. Mostly his hair. His hair is the most amazing thing. Louis was my favourite for about a minute or two.
4. Who is your least favourite? (I know this might seem horrible, but try. We know you still love them even if they're not your favourite.) Has that changed?
Uh, well. That would probably be Liam. And I know that I shouldn't judge but I think a lot of it has to do with his lack of grammar and bad spelling. :/ (I know, I know. Shhh). Niall, I believe used to be at the end of the list but he's third now.
5. Have you seen them live? If so, how was it? If not, would you like to?
I haven't and I'm not sure that I would. I know people that have been to their concert and they all had a good time, so I'll just live through them.
6. Do you have an otp in this fandom? If you do, tell us a bit about why the pairing is your favourite?
Harry/Louis. I'll ship them until the end of time. They are beautiful. They are wonderful. The whole band gets on like a house on fire, but Harry and Louis love each other the most. And to badly paraphrase fiddleyoumust even if Harry and Louis aren't fucking their friendship/romance/love is still just as real and intense as any other "normal" type couple. Just. Go listen to her voice meme about them. She's much better at saying words.
7. Do you have a One Direction pairing that you don't particularly ship/like to read?
I'm very anal about my OTPs and what I read and I don't like reading pairings that aren't my OTP. That was true until I got into this fandom. I think I'll pretty much read any pairing in this fandom. Harry/Niall is my other favourite. Okay, technically girl!Harry/Niall is my other favourite. I don't know that I'm that fussy on Liam/Loiuis but harriet_vane is writing an epic Loius/Liam story that I'm certain will make me change my mind.
8. Do you have favourite story tropes? What are they?
I like AUs, especially High School or College.
9. Is there a 1D fic you wish someone would write?
Yes. High School AU. Farmer!Niall. Pregnant!Harry. Teen Wolf/One Direction crossover
10. Are you working on a story right now? Do you want to tell us a little about it?
I am not because I don't really write. Sure, I'll tell you about it ...
11. Anything else you'd like to add?
a) These stupid motherfucking assholes make me happy. And I appreciate that so damn much.
b) It's nice to be in a fandom again that is shiny and pretty.
c) It's really nice to be in a fandom again with some folks who I haven't been in one for eons.
d) I still really feel like an outsider. And like I'm just standing on the outside looking in
e) and sometimes the circle will open and I can say, 'Hey, guys ...'
f) then there are times when I'm sad and cry because I'm a pathetic person
g and I feel more like an annoyance
h) but you know, over all. Yay. Plus. Harry.