Awhile back a friend and I were in Wal Mart. There was this.
And it makes me laugh a lot. Probably more than it was meant to. Though, to be fair, I'm not sure if it was intended to be hilarious. But really, what kind of message is this toy sending? Yes, kids. If there is ever any danger, like a bomb, run toward it with your arms outstretched. When it hits you, it'll feel like a hug.