Go the Fuck to Sleep - Read by Samuel L. Jackson
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*link to youtube incase embedded doesn't show up "I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down and sleep, my darling."
"It's been thirty-eight minutes already. Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep."
"How is it you can do all this other great shit but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?"
/This is by far the best bedtime story ever and I wish it had been around when I was babysitting and/or doing daycare.