fiction that someone should write. please.

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I want Jared/Jensen non-AU mpreg fic. Obviously it would be slightly cracky. And perhaps slightly AU since it's mpreg.

I think it'd start off something like this -

[Show has ended. The Boys haven't seen each other for a couple of months but they talk often]

Jensen: Dude, it's three in the morning. You better have a good reason for calling.
Jared: We uh, we're having a baby.
Jensen: Congratulations but you couldn't have waited to tell me?
Jared: No, I really couldn't.
Jensen: Why do you sound so panicked? A lot of married couples have babies.
Jared: [almost hysterical] Because I'm fucking pregnant.
Jensen: Funny.
Jared: [dead serious] I'm not joking, Jensen.
Jensen: Jared. You're a dude, you can't get pregnant.
Jared: Tell that to the freakin' child growing inside me.
Jensen: You sure you're not pulling my leg?
Jared: My hand to Kim.
Jensen: Shit.
Jared: Yeah.
Jensen: How's Gen handling this?
Jared: She's freaking out more than I am and I'm pretty fucking freaked.
Jensen: I'm flying out tomorrow.
Jared: Gonna come see the freakshow?
Jensen: Gonna come and support the freakshow, freakshow.
Jared: Thanks, man.

I'm thinking Jared and Gen would split because having a pregnant husband was just too much for her. I'm not sure how or why Jensen and Danneel would but there's gotta be a half decent plausible reason out there.

All right? All right. Someone get on this. :p