I'm watching an old clip of Ellen that someone posted on my funwall over at Facebook. Ellen's just called Gladys who lives in Austin, Texas.
Gladys: Oh, honey. Let me tell you, we got ... Austin, Texas got a little bit of ice and two flakes of snow ...
Ellen: Oh, no.
Gladys: And they shut the whole city down. And I'm telling you the local news, they showed an icicle hanging off a fellow's roof to his house and that was the big news here in Austin, Texas.
Gladys: Listen, I'll be honest with you. I love Jesus, but I drink a little.
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I'm so horrible with checking Facebook and more horrible with updating it.
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*pokes this day* MOVE FASTER.