Whilest Trolling the IMDb for Memorable Quotes
In a fit of I'm bored and wasting time websurfing mode, I've gathered some of my favourite and/or quotes that interest me from some of my fave fandoms.
Spooks
Danny Hunter: Earl Grey tea bags.
Zoe Reynolds: What?
Danny Hunter: You didn't get any.
Zoe Reynolds: Why would I get *you* Earl Grey tea bags?
Danny Hunter: I like them.
Zoe Reynolds: Look, we have a flat share, okay? We are not married!
Danny Hunter: Is Earl Grey tea bags married?
Zoe Reynolds: Oh, yes!
Harry Pearce: Colin, tell me something uplifting.
Colin Wells: Well, it's shaping up to be the driest autumn on record.
Harry Pearce: Do you want to be taken out and shot?
Bad Girls
Jim Fenner: Ah, but you see, I blame you Helen, cause everytime I walk in here, I have to face the evil cow who came that far away from killing me.
[indicates a small distance with his thumb and forefinger]
Helen Stewart: Well, let's hope the next time she's *that* much luckier.
[on Barbara's adult step-children coming to visit her]
Nikki Wade: So why are you seeing them?
Barbara Hunt: Well I'm assuming they've got something to tell me.
Nikki Wade: What, like piss off and die?
[regarding the Julies' scheme for Chateau Larkhall]
Nikki Wade: I can't keep it at the right temperature.
Julie J: Well, what we thought was, we could all take in turns to come out and hug it.
Nikki Wade: Pardon?
Julie, J: Body heat. You know? Thought we could take it in turns.
Nikki Wade: You can count me out. What about at night? Doesn't it have to be kept warm permanently?
Julie Saunders: Does it? Oh, shit.
Sylvia Hollamby: Do I look like I was born yesterday?
Yvonne Atkins: Not unless you age at the speed of light.
Sylvia Hollamby: Tull... Beverly.
Bev Tull: Hollamby... Bodybag
Murder in Suburbia
[Ash and Scribbs have arrived at a school to interview the Headmaster - the bell rings and Scribbs starts running]
Ash: What are you doing?
Scribbs: Sorry. Force of habit.
[Ash and Scribbs have just interviewed a school Headmaster about his murdered secretary]
Scribbs: He convinced me.
Ash: Bet that's not the first time you made a Headmaster cry.
Ash: What's my single, most important rule about men, Scribbs?
Scribbs: Uh, they mustn't be married?
Ash: No, the other one.
Scribbs: No bad boys.
Ash: Because?
Scribbs: They're bad.
Ash: And?
Scribbs: They're boys.
Xena: Warrior Princess
Leah: Heathens to the left of me, infidels to the right! Tremendous! Next thing is you will be telling me you're not virgins!
Leah: Life as a priestess to the virgin goddess Hestia isn't all that hard, the most important rule is to know who you are.
Gabrielle: Believe me, if I have to go the rest of my life without companionship, knowing myself won't be a problem.
Ares: I never knew you were looking for a father.
Xena: I'm not.
Ares: Well then someone clearly has the job.
Xena: Yeah, Gabrielle.
[Gabrielle smirks]
Ares: I would have *paid* to see that...
Now, I think I'm going to go out and get a lamb curry.
Spooks
Danny Hunter: Earl Grey tea bags.
Zoe Reynolds: What?
Danny Hunter: You didn't get any.
Zoe Reynolds: Why would I get *you* Earl Grey tea bags?
Danny Hunter: I like them.
Zoe Reynolds: Look, we have a flat share, okay? We are not married!
Danny Hunter: Is Earl Grey tea bags married?
Zoe Reynolds: Oh, yes!
Harry Pearce: Colin, tell me something uplifting.
Colin Wells: Well, it's shaping up to be the driest autumn on record.
Harry Pearce: Do you want to be taken out and shot?
Bad Girls
Jim Fenner: Ah, but you see, I blame you Helen, cause everytime I walk in here, I have to face the evil cow who came that far away from killing me.
[indicates a small distance with his thumb and forefinger]
Helen Stewart: Well, let's hope the next time she's *that* much luckier.
[on Barbara's adult step-children coming to visit her]
Nikki Wade: So why are you seeing them?
Barbara Hunt: Well I'm assuming they've got something to tell me.
Nikki Wade: What, like piss off and die?
[regarding the Julies' scheme for Chateau Larkhall]
Nikki Wade: I can't keep it at the right temperature.
Julie J: Well, what we thought was, we could all take in turns to come out and hug it.
Nikki Wade: Pardon?
Julie, J: Body heat. You know? Thought we could take it in turns.
Nikki Wade: You can count me out. What about at night? Doesn't it have to be kept warm permanently?
Julie Saunders: Does it? Oh, shit.
Sylvia Hollamby: Do I look like I was born yesterday?
Yvonne Atkins: Not unless you age at the speed of light.
Sylvia Hollamby: Tull... Beverly.
Bev Tull: Hollamby... Bodybag
Murder in Suburbia
[Ash and Scribbs have arrived at a school to interview the Headmaster - the bell rings and Scribbs starts running]
Ash: What are you doing?
Scribbs: Sorry. Force of habit.
[Ash and Scribbs have just interviewed a school Headmaster about his murdered secretary]
Scribbs: He convinced me.
Ash: Bet that's not the first time you made a Headmaster cry.
Ash: What's my single, most important rule about men, Scribbs?
Scribbs: Uh, they mustn't be married?
Ash: No, the other one.
Scribbs: No bad boys.
Ash: Because?
Scribbs: They're bad.
Ash: And?
Scribbs: They're boys.
Xena: Warrior Princess
Leah: Heathens to the left of me, infidels to the right! Tremendous! Next thing is you will be telling me you're not virgins!
Leah: Life as a priestess to the virgin goddess Hestia isn't all that hard, the most important rule is to know who you are.
Gabrielle: Believe me, if I have to go the rest of my life without companionship, knowing myself won't be a problem.
Ares: I never knew you were looking for a father.
Xena: I'm not.
Ares: Well then someone clearly has the job.
Xena: Yeah, Gabrielle.
[Gabrielle smirks]
Ares: I would have *paid* to see that...
Now, I think I'm going to go out and get a lamb curry.