Oct 04, 2004 23:26
First up to the chopping block is our dear friend mister president ... whom ever that may be when it is decided::coughs bush sucks cough:: O sorry bout that have a little cold comming on. Anyways what you need to do is melt down all the bombs, guns, and random other implaments of distruction... legalize my love Mary Jane... whipe out 3/4 of the earths population and scatter the rest about the planet and then mabe we wont destroy the earth compleatly... and make everyone relax some, I mean come on take a hint from Jamaica and Amsterdam they got that shiznit down and I dont see them in any wars ... do you? I mean do we realy have to globalize our police force like dogs marking there territory... Only you have the power to do this Mr. Presidente... act quickly and save some gray hairs. On a somewhat softer note whats been going on everyone. I know I don't talk to many anymore... but meh let me know some of you are still alive out there ... And if there is give me a 4:20 hell yeah!
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P.S. If this offended anyone ... I realy do appologies for your lack of sence of humor... If you where not given one ... you can pick one up in the lobby on your way out BITCH!