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I've had some chest pains tonight and that's no fun. It's probably just from eating these oily jumbo green olives stuffed with feta cheese that Kathy got. But it doesn't feel like any heartburn I've ever had. It's super constrictive, and hurts to the point that I've broken out in cold sweats, and chewed four aspirin each of the two times it's happened. I have a series of blood tests scheduled for the 13th (called the "well man exam" by the doctor's office, but I'm not nearly gay enough to refer to it as that), so hopefully that will tell me if my cholesterol and everything's fine. If on the off chance it isn't, and I should die tonight, I want it stated for the record that I never liked you people. I think it's the way you chew.