lolzors - an ode to the interweb

Jul 08, 2005 01:01

oh, t3h int3rweb, where would I be without your delightfully free drama? Wherefore canst thou let me take in your sweet depths, apart from side-splitting irony and speed-aggro'ed hypo-whining? Why must you enrapture me with visions of the spectacles of short-sightedness? Can you hold but one post, just one, divorc'ed from these?
Oh interweb, we love you. Thank you for bringing us together so that we may more easily, thoughtlessly drive us apart.

[Inspired by, "omg it's on teh interweb, let me post about it on... teh interweb! even though the first instance was barely justifiable as such! how long must this mad creation persist? I am no longer infected! my hovercraft is full of eels! my nipples explode with delight!" (abridged)]
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