SEKRIT CABAL PORN BATTLE (version 3.0)

Jul 18, 2008 23:34

THE SEKRIT CABAL PORN BATTLE HAS BEGUN.

How to Participate:

Pick a prompt, any prompt, from the list below - then write a porny ficlet answering said prompt. Post it in the comments to this post, and then enjoy yourself basking in praise. Remember, this is a porn battle, so each ficlet should have at least an R rating for sexuality.

Posting Rules: )

!sekrit cabal ficlet battle

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Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony millari July 21 2008, 00:17:41 UTC
Earth is a joke ( ... )

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony grinninfoole July 21 2008, 00:32:18 UTC
aww, that's actually hot and sweet and even kind of uplifting. Nice job!

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony millari July 21 2008, 07:19:44 UTC
Hey! Thanks so much for reading this and commenting. Even when I try to write dark, I guess I just end up writing kinda sweet. :)

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony daybreak777 July 21 2008, 02:51:07 UTC
Wow! This is all ouchy and porny and everything that is them all at once. Upon rereading, this line stood out to me:

This is not at all how their reunion goes in his dreams.
Aww, this says so much about Felix, right there and then.

He comes with a shiver that collapses him weak-kneed, hanging to his crutches.
Wow, crutch-leg porn. Felix will get his one way or another, thank goodness. You may have started a new genre for him. And it works. :-)

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony millari July 21 2008, 07:32:26 UTC
Crutch-leg porn sounds so tawdry, doesn't it? ;D

I could never have got to this point to write this if not for all your encouragement along the way. I think I needed the freedom and low stakes of a porn battle to get past the leg thing. And apparently I got right past it and into d/s and having orgasms while on crutches. Jesus.

Thanks for reading this and for taking the time to comment.

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony danniisupernova July 21 2008, 03:52:59 UTC
Gotta love top!Gaeta. (And with only one leg! Go you!)

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony millari July 21 2008, 07:35:38 UTC
Apparently, losing a leg has done wonders in eliminating Gaeta's reticence. ;D And yes, I wrote the boys post-leg! Thanks for noticing! And for being so nice when I thought I'd never be able to write them in bed together again. Apparently, I was wrong, way wrong.

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony danniisupernova July 21 2008, 07:51:41 UTC
It's cool. I know it was muy traumatic for you. :)
Now go read my new Boomer/Athena! It's got Beatles lyrics for a title and everything!

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony jaspreetpink July 21 2008, 16:01:15 UTC
Oh my gods, that was so hot.

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony millari July 21 2008, 16:07:47 UTC
Hurrah!

My work here is done. :D

Thanks for reading.

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony rebelliousrose July 22 2008, 06:36:29 UTC
Oh, my baby Gaeta. And Gaius, who will love him wrong and break him always. So nice, and so.....Battlestar-y.

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony millari July 22 2008, 18:31:27 UTC
Thanks for reading this! Yeah, hopefully at least this time, Felix sees it coming a little better. :P

I'm glad you liked. Btw, every time I see that icon, I just about die laughing.

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony rebelliousrose July 22 2008, 19:53:32 UTC
My icon? How come?

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Re: Battlestar Galactica, Baltar/Gaeta, agony millari July 23 2008, 00:56:11 UTC
The Team Delicious one? I don't know. It's just the expressions on Tyrol's face and the general concept of Team Delicious in the first place is hysterical. :)

The Helo icon's pretty amusing too.

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