[MS] What the Hell am I Supposed to Be Anyway?!
Just when I thought I had lived through it all, I wake up an albino-dinosaur-man-thing covered in Dora the Explorer band-aids! And the guy I've been ordered to try and kill for the past decade is in my shoes...and skin...and the rest of me.
So Boss, 21, Dok anyone else who cares, I'm okay. But I'm going to ask if I can take a few days off of work. I think I might explode if I go in the sun and I'm too scared to go outside and find out.
God, I hate my life and I hate magic and I hate these Dora the Explorer stickers on my legs!
Seriously, what is up with that show? That little Mexican bitch is so bossy! She's all "Row the boat! Row the boat!" and she never says "please"! What kind of message is that to kids?
I miss the classics, like "HR PuffnStuff."
So Boss, 21, Dok anyone else who cares, I'm okay. But I'm going to ask if I can take a few days off of work. I think I might explode if I go in the sun and I'm too scared to go outside and find out.
God, I hate my life and I hate magic and I hate these Dora the Explorer stickers on my legs!
Seriously, what is up with that show? That little Mexican bitch is so bossy! She's all "Row the boat! Row the boat!" and she never says "please"! What kind of message is that to kids?
I miss the classics, like "HR PuffnStuff."