Mar 12, 2008 16:05
I am crazy. I am the only man you know who will be so drunk that he will be outside in the cold in Ohio wearing only whitey-tighties, a quilt, and a lampshade on my head... with 4 cigarettes in my mouth, an ice pop and hangers in one hand, an electric razer in the other.
I'm coming home to my house and Dallas and Holls in a few weeks.
As Scar from the Lion King would belt out in song... Be prepared.
Oh, and I know some secrets...