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There was a huge bat in my house today. It was sick or dying I think. It wouldn't move.
Dad was going to put a shoe box over it and then take it outside, but he was terrified of the bat. He kept "practicing" getting the bat in the other room and wouldn't admit that he was too scared to get near it.
Eventually a chucked a ball of paper at it and it started flying towards my dad. he screamed and ran downstairs and fell down the last flight. Hahahahaha.
Happy father's day indeed.
Speaking of which, no I did not give him a gift. I didn't even say Happy Father's Day to him. He was pretty pissed at me because of that, I think, but until he starts acting like a father (which will never happen) I don't plan on treating him like one.
Which leads to last night. He blew up on me last night because I uttered the massively offensive phrase "I don't like scrabble."
:O
I cannot stand him. He hates anything that isn't exactly what he wants. DARGH.
I really wish he was really homophobic so I could tell him I'm bisexual so he would have an enormous cow.
I'm totally hooked on South of Nowhere. I heart you,
midnight_united. I hope that whole having your babies offer is still open. :D
Dad was going to put a shoe box over it and then take it outside, but he was terrified of the bat. He kept "practicing" getting the bat in the other room and wouldn't admit that he was too scared to get near it.
Eventually a chucked a ball of paper at it and it started flying towards my dad. he screamed and ran downstairs and fell down the last flight. Hahahahaha.
Happy father's day indeed.
Speaking of which, no I did not give him a gift. I didn't even say Happy Father's Day to him. He was pretty pissed at me because of that, I think, but until he starts acting like a father (which will never happen) I don't plan on treating him like one.
Which leads to last night. He blew up on me last night because I uttered the massively offensive phrase "I don't like scrabble."
:O
I cannot stand him. He hates anything that isn't exactly what he wants. DARGH.
I really wish he was really homophobic so I could tell him I'm bisexual so he would have an enormous cow.
I'm totally hooked on South of Nowhere. I heart you,
midnight_united. I hope that whole having your babies offer is still open. :D