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stolen from knackster WHO IS NOT INVITED ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR.
You’ve somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.
01. Ozymandias
02. dexterette
03. James Bond (Connery, obvsly)
04. leesers
05. Franziska von Karma
06. Freaky Fred
07. America
08. pkempa
09. Batman
10. Zac Efron
1. The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 (Batman) name it, and is 7 (America) bothered by it?
Um something dark like his soul. like Judy.
America would probably be cool with anything batman said.
2. 1, 4, 6 and 8 (Ozymandias, Leesers, and Empa) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?
Ummm Leesers would be in the middle because she's tiny. Ozymandias would be scooched to one side as far as possible because sitting that close to people might mess up hs hair (also, ew, women.)
Empa would just be all chill sittin' wherever there was a spot left, probably.
3. 5 and 10 (Franziska von Karma and Zac Efron) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?
Franziska would beat the shit out of Zac Efron if he stole her window seat.
4. 3 and 4 (James Bond and Leesers) are invading one another’s personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?
Um I'm pretty sure James Bond would have no problem with Lyse invading his space.
Umm LYSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE A BOND FAN OR NOT but assuming you, like every woman on the planet, could be seduced by Mr. Bond, I don't think you guys will have a problem.
The other people in the van might not be amused though.
5. What habit does 8 (Empa) have that might get on 2’s (Dexterette) nerves?
Empa would be listening to her High School Musical and Hannah Montana and dexterette would not be amused.
6. Who’s more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7 (Ozymandias or America)?
America, definitely. Ozy doesn't sing anything that isn't by Lady Gaga.
7. Where is number 7 (America)?
ON THE FUCKING ROOF LIKE THE BAMF HE IS.
actually we stopped at McDonalds and accidentally left him there oops.
8. You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 (Franziska and James Bond) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?
Franzi comes back alone after getting fed up with James, knocking him out, and leaving him in the janitor's closet.
She did however bring back some diet peach snapple and some salt and vinegar chips.
I say this because those are my favorite snacks so OBVSLY SHE LIKES THEM TOO.
9. 6 and 8 (Freaky Fred and Empa) brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?
Empa, as mentioned before, brought all of her disney music. also those songs with the pitches changed so they sound like chipmunk songs.
Fred would probably bring a cd that just looped the BZZZZZZZ sound of an electric razor.
actually I'm pretty sure his favorite song is We Will Shear You.
10. Who’s the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10?
Zac Efron and Ozymandias are too busy doing each other's hair to notice they're even in a vehicle. So probably dexterette.
You’ve somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.
01. Ozymandias
02. dexterette
03. James Bond (Connery, obvsly)
04. leesers
05. Franziska von Karma
06. Freaky Fred
07. America
08. pkempa
09. Batman
10. Zac Efron
1. The GPS has an obnoxious voice. What does 9 (Batman) name it, and is 7 (America) bothered by it?
Um something dark like his soul. like Judy.
America would probably be cool with anything batman said.
2. 1, 4, 6 and 8 (Ozymandias, Leesers, and Empa) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?
Ummm Leesers would be in the middle because she's tiny. Ozymandias would be scooched to one side as far as possible because sitting that close to people might mess up hs hair (also, ew, women.)
Empa would just be all chill sittin' wherever there was a spot left, probably.
3. 5 and 10 (Franziska von Karma and Zac Efron) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?
Franziska would beat the shit out of Zac Efron if he stole her window seat.
4. 3 and 4 (James Bond and Leesers) are invading one another’s personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?
Um I'm pretty sure James Bond would have no problem with Lyse invading his space.
Umm LYSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE A BOND FAN OR NOT but assuming you, like every woman on the planet, could be seduced by Mr. Bond, I don't think you guys will have a problem.
The other people in the van might not be amused though.
5. What habit does 8 (Empa) have that might get on 2’s (Dexterette) nerves?
Empa would be listening to her High School Musical and Hannah Montana and dexterette would not be amused.
6. Who’s more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7 (Ozymandias or America)?
America, definitely. Ozy doesn't sing anything that isn't by Lady Gaga.
7. Where is number 7 (America)?
ON THE FUCKING ROOF LIKE THE BAMF HE IS.
actually we stopped at McDonalds and accidentally left him there oops.
8. You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 (Franziska and James Bond) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?
Franzi comes back alone after getting fed up with James, knocking him out, and leaving him in the janitor's closet.
She did however bring back some diet peach snapple and some salt and vinegar chips.
I say this because those are my favorite snacks so OBVSLY SHE LIKES THEM TOO.
9. 6 and 8 (Freaky Fred and Empa) brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?
Empa, as mentioned before, brought all of her disney music. also those songs with the pitches changed so they sound like chipmunk songs.
Fred would probably bring a cd that just looped the BZZZZZZZ sound of an electric razor.
actually I'm pretty sure his favorite song is We Will Shear You.
10. Who’s the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10?
Zac Efron and Ozymandias are too busy doing each other's hair to notice they're even in a vehicle. So probably dexterette.