The pro’s and cons of becoming a hermit: an in depth study.
Pro’s:
- You don’t have to bathe because there is no one around to smell you.
- You can wear whatever you want or even become a nudist should you so please.
- Belching, farting and the loud release of all bodily gases is totally acceptable.
- You don’t have to worry about food, dishes, laundry, taxes, rent, the meaning of life or what’s going to happen next week on Glee.
- There is no need for you to fret about those ever bothersome so-called “guests” who always show up at the worst of times.
- You have more free time to spend on your hobbies, be it knitting, building model boats or picking fungus from between your toes.
- You have lots of time for self reflection, and to ponder the things that really matter, like “what are toasters and why are they here?”
Cons:
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