this was one crazy weekend motha fuckas
okay well.. friday my dad dropped me and hern off at bergs andd idk what happened till when we all went over to georges cousins ( so he could gwt us beer) and we went to teh roof tops to drink adn i learned how to pop a squat ( thanks caitlin baby!! ..sexy ::wink::lol) and i got drunk like a bitch and we were all dancing and shit and im just a little stupid bitch and deside oh ima through this broken beer bottle against teh wall lol .. yeah i cut my fingers all to hell and it took me five mintues to ven relize it. i didnt kno nothin till blood was everywhere.. no i get to use one hand when i wash my hair yay how fun for me!!... yeeeeno.. so anyways.. we go to bergs and me and hern run inand hern's screaming "we need first aid we need first aid!!!!" and i was all like mellow liek goin with the flow they fixed me all up then we went to fiesta and got this great idea to fuck up this fuckin wetbacks hous ethat fucked over my dearest mommy lindsay!! so we side to go to the grocery store and get forks to fork her yard and ketchup.. me and lindsay got in the handycap go- kart thingy ( i sat in the basket lol) and we were running into shit and me and lindsay were pouring coffee beans all over.. there was this sign above the ice cream lmao and we stoel it and put it in stephs room lmao ( stephanie ur a sexy fuckin bitch!! HAHA id lesbian fuck u any day!! HAHAH) so we go to teh chicks house right.. george and his big brain sides to park by teh alley bout a mile away lol so we go and do our thing and while me and cait are squirtin the shit outta the ketchup bottle teh chicks dad runs out and were fuckin runnin our little asses down the alley.. so we wanna get away quick and side to go to the gas station.. so stephs sees this hot guy and there all talkin with caitlin , lindz, and george.. and me and hern we buying lighters.. so anyways we end up meeting up with this guy.. (names josh.. but i just call him squirl or ken doll) and his friend austin adn stephs ex was up there with 2 of his friends with a shit load of weed and we just chilled for a while adn finally all went over to lindsays and crashed and to save my life george would STFU talkin to me.. so i was up talkin to teh mother fucker adn we all woke up got donuts adn me and lindsay ( my lynard!! :)) went over to steophs and cait went home for a while adn we took showers and what not.. me and stephs took pictures in our special corner.. the looove corner haha adn we smoked on the roof and stuff teh finally lindsays mom picked us up and we went by her house then mine and god blake was bein a hoe and wouldnt let my sexy little maxi and his ese's come ( bitch) and so we went to say hey to him and his friends at starbucks then we met blake steph and cait at flagship adn we went to blakes to help him clue his window.. and then we picked up rance and we talked the indian dude into givin us alcohol and we went to teh roof tops again and we played around and shit it was fun and then he went to fiesta to meet austin and his new little friend skyler and his big white day care van LMAO adn we all went to teh grocery stire and what do u kno george is there so we get eggs and go by teh chicks out, but this time were right in front and me austin cait lindz fly out through that shit and bail and blake and steph threw theres and we all met back at fiestas and then went to wendys by bergs so everyone could make up lies to there rents to stay out lol adn we all could .. of course, common now.. so me, lindz, skyler, and austin george josh (squirl boy) and rance went to skylers for a while and the skyler went over to brook's ( his gf) and we all drankl this voldka shit with orange juice lol.. it was crazy so then everyone but skyler went over to blakes and watched some really fuckin comfusing movie called big fish then we watched texas chainshaw massacure which of course i was flippin t bout watchin but i did i and it was taht scary, and then it was 5:00 so we all drove back and crashed at skylers.. me lindz and josh shared a bed tehn when josh got up george sides hes gunna come lay with me ( which i really didnt want...eh) but i was so fuckin tired i didnt say anything.. but yeah then george drove me rance and lindz home end of story... fuckin badass weekend.. i should do this every weekend!! haha well yeah byeee I LAHVE YOU LINDSAY YOU SEXY BITCH YOU MWAH!!!! I LAHVE HERN STEPH AND CAIT TOO YALL ARE SOOOME SEXY MOTHER FUCKERS ...what...what.... gondi? OKAYYYY HAHAHAHA