First of all I don't get why anyone would steal my bank statements out of my mailbox in the first place, but I have no idea why after OPENING the statements and reading over them an account with less than four bucks and massive credit card debt looked at all attractive.
I HOPE THEY ARE ENJOYING THAT SINGLE TUB OF NO-NAME BRAND ICE CREAM THEY GOT OFF MY MASSIVE WEALTH.
I hope it was like, the last tub of ice cream in the whole store and it had been sitting there all summer so when the freezer broke back in late July the entire thing melted and started to sour. But the guy working there that day was a lazy asshole, she he just left it there in the broken freezer to bake and then when the power came back it, it froze over and no one knew the difference and it was hidden by all the new, fresh ice cream until some dick with my banking information came along and picked it up in desperation
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MY LUCK
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First of all I don't get why anyone would steal my bank statements out of my mailbox in the first place, but I have no idea why after OPENING the statements and reading over them an account with less than four bucks and massive credit card debt looked at all attractive.
I HOPE THEY ARE ENJOYING THAT SINGLE TUB OF NO-NAME BRAND ICE CREAM THEY GOT OFF MY MASSIVE WEALTH.
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