Shiny Shiner
Painfully but proudly I announce that I now bear the first black eye of my life. It's a beaut. When inquired of, I've been blaming it on a small brawl the director and I shared over the details of some part of the set, but nobody believes that or my story involving a barfight and a whole herd of vikings.
Truthfully, it's from class. A theatre movement class to be precise. We do flips and rolls and hand stands in there, and my hand stand partner flailed and landed a knee in my face.
So how I acquired it is no proud thing. No babies were saved from a stampede. But I'm damned proud to have a bruised eye at last. I just keep forgetting I've got it which leaves me constantly confungled why complete strangers keep staring at me.
Truthfully, it's from class. A theatre movement class to be precise. We do flips and rolls and hand stands in there, and my hand stand partner flailed and landed a knee in my face.
So how I acquired it is no proud thing. No babies were saved from a stampede. But I'm damned proud to have a bruised eye at last. I just keep forgetting I've got it which leaves me constantly confungled why complete strangers keep staring at me.