Fortunately, I had remembered to remove most of the bones beforehand.
Yay, I'm finished all that work that was making me reclusive. I shall celebrate by doing a survey thingy, which I got from here.
[My name is]: Avor/Eivor/April/whatever I told you it was
[In the morning I am]: pissed off
[All I need is]: this essay I’m supposed to be working on right now to be finished [update: it IS! :D]
[Love is]: nature’s sly way of convincing us to breed
[I'm afraid of]: my teeth falling out
[I dream about]: things that don’t make sense when I wake up, and nightmares where my teeth get all loose and I’m desperately trying to hold them in so they don’t fall out. Then I wake up and floss.
FAVORITES
[Color]: black
[Number]: infinity, or zero
[Clothing brand]: ok47, and Volcom. I don’t own much of either due to stupid expensiveness. Or my cheapness. Whichever comes first.
[Shoe brand]: Considering I only buy shoes once every 5 years... none. When I was a kid I had a favourite brand though, it was Kangaroo.
[Sport to play]: car-driving
[Drink (non alcoholic)]: Coke!
[Drink (alcoholic)]: Jack Daniels
[Animal]: my brother, and Pepper ♥
[Favorite line from a movie or song]: “they don’t know how to damage how we love... so they damage what we love” from Everybody Ruins by Q and not U. That line totally orgasms me.
WHO...
[Gives you a funny feeling when you see them]: the dentist
[Has a crush on you]: Probably everybody, they’re just trying to hide it ‘cause they’re embarassed.
DO YOU EVER...
[Wish you were a member of the opposite sex]: For sure. I wanna be a man and do some pimpin’ and stealin’.
[Fallen for your best friend]: Yeah... Gen. :)
[Been rejected]: no, my incredible fear of rejection has caused me to avoid all situations where rejection of myself is possible
[Rejected someone]: romantically yes, but I don’t think I’ve ever totally rejected someone. Except maybe my creepy stalker, I told him never to talk to me again because I was sick of his creepy stalking. Poor kid. He didn’t mean to be creepy... but he really really was.
[Been cheated on]: I hope not... O_o
[Done something you regret]: no, what am I, a retard?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
[You talked to on the phone]: Simon
[Hugged]: Simon
[You instant messaged]: Breen
[You laughed like mad with]: Allison... when we were at Simon’s house. I forget what was so incredibly funny... oh yeah, roadkill!
DO YOU/ ARE YOU...
[Smoke cigarettes]: Not really, though sometimes I pretend to to look more hardcore.
[What's your favorite food]: Coke
[Fruit]: Coke
[Drink alcohol]: If you put it in Coke
[Like watching sunrises or sunset]: No. Sunrise means I’m up way too late, and sunset means the stores are gonna close.
[Know what hurts the most]: cartilage, definitely cartilage
NUMBER...
[Of times you've have had your heart broken]: 37⅓
[Of drugs you've taken illegally]: Urine test me and find out. I’ll enjoy it :)
[Of CD's that you own]: Like... 10? Only special order stuff that I can’t get from Kazaa...
[Of scars on my body]: two: one where my head was sewn back on, and a big one from my caesarean
PICK ONE:
[1 or 2 pillows]: Two. One to put my head on, and the other to draw a big smiley face on and sleep next to.
[Winter / Spring / Summer / Fall]: Summer, duh. This is Canada. Winter, Fall and Spring are all freezing cold and full of snow, and full of walking to school in said snow and cold and scraping ice off cars in the morning.
[Night or day]: depends what I’m doing, and whether I want anybody to see it.
[Gloves or mittens]: Gloves, mittens are too de-capacitating.
[Dressed or undressed]: depends what I’m doing...
[Bunk or water bed]: water! Bunks are annoying because of the ladders.
[Ocean or pool]: pool for sure, no nasty jellyfish. I fucking HATE jellyfish.
[Love or lust]: depends on my purposes
IF YOU COULD...
[Meet one famous person]: depends whether I get to have sex with them or not
[Name one thing you love]: myself
[Name one thing you hate]: jellyfish
[Name one thing that embarrasses you:]: when I come out of the water and there are jellyfish stuck all over my face and I have to dump salt all over myself to make them go away
[Do you like school]: GOD NO
[Do you like to talk on the telephone]: Not really... I only do when it’s someone who’s far away and who I can’t see in person or talk to on MSN.
[Do you sing in the shower]: I wish... but people would hear me :(
[Do you think cheerleading is a sport]: When the people in it are there for their athletic ability, yes. When it’s a bunch of random girls doing stuff anyone could do who are only there because they’re attractive, then it’s definitely not a sport, it’s a sideshow.
[What's on your ceiling]: lots of rash-like bumps and a larger bump with a flourescent bulb in it
[What are you listening to right now]: Fan whirring somewhere up in the ceiling...
[What's the hardest thing about growing up]: My prepubescent erection.
Yeah, you're right. The whole point WAS to answer the last question.
And in other random internet crap...
You scored as horse. You like a sleek body and enormous manpiece. The horse is a large, noble creature. Its beautiful muscular body will make all your dreams come true, and more, if you know what I mean. And when it dies you can ease the pain by turning it into a nice batch of glue and catfood. Yum yum!
horse
90%
chicken
50%
sheep
50%
dog
40%
baby
30%
Llama
30%
Which animal can fulfill your wildest animal-humping fantasies?
created with QuizFarm.com
Yeah, I made that quiz myself! Now, on to an attempt to readjust to a life of luxury with no work to do (for another week...).
[My name is]: Avor/Eivor/April/whatever I told you it was
[In the morning I am]: pissed off
[All I need is]: this essay I’m supposed to be working on right now to be finished [update: it IS! :D]
[Love is]: nature’s sly way of convincing us to breed
[I'm afraid of]: my teeth falling out
[I dream about]: things that don’t make sense when I wake up, and nightmares where my teeth get all loose and I’m desperately trying to hold them in so they don’t fall out. Then I wake up and floss.
FAVORITES
[Color]: black
[Number]: infinity, or zero
[Clothing brand]: ok47, and Volcom. I don’t own much of either due to stupid expensiveness. Or my cheapness. Whichever comes first.
[Shoe brand]: Considering I only buy shoes once every 5 years... none. When I was a kid I had a favourite brand though, it was Kangaroo.
[Sport to play]: car-driving
[Drink (non alcoholic)]: Coke!
[Drink (alcoholic)]: Jack Daniels
[Animal]: my brother, and Pepper ♥
[Favorite line from a movie or song]: “they don’t know how to damage how we love... so they damage what we love” from Everybody Ruins by Q and not U. That line totally orgasms me.
WHO...
[Gives you a funny feeling when you see them]: the dentist
[Has a crush on you]: Probably everybody, they’re just trying to hide it ‘cause they’re embarassed.
DO YOU EVER...
[Wish you were a member of the opposite sex]: For sure. I wanna be a man and do some pimpin’ and stealin’.
[Fallen for your best friend]: Yeah... Gen. :)
[Been rejected]: no, my incredible fear of rejection has caused me to avoid all situations where rejection of myself is possible
[Rejected someone]: romantically yes, but I don’t think I’ve ever totally rejected someone. Except maybe my creepy stalker, I told him never to talk to me again because I was sick of his creepy stalking. Poor kid. He didn’t mean to be creepy... but he really really was.
[Been cheated on]: I hope not... O_o
[Done something you regret]: no, what am I, a retard?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
[You talked to on the phone]: Simon
[Hugged]: Simon
[You instant messaged]: Breen
[You laughed like mad with]: Allison... when we were at Simon’s house. I forget what was so incredibly funny... oh yeah, roadkill!
DO YOU/ ARE YOU...
[Smoke cigarettes]: Not really, though sometimes I pretend to to look more hardcore.
[What's your favorite food]: Coke
[Fruit]: Coke
[Drink alcohol]: If you put it in Coke
[Like watching sunrises or sunset]: No. Sunrise means I’m up way too late, and sunset means the stores are gonna close.
[Know what hurts the most]: cartilage, definitely cartilage
NUMBER...
[Of times you've have had your heart broken]: 37⅓
[Of drugs you've taken illegally]: Urine test me and find out. I’ll enjoy it :)
[Of CD's that you own]: Like... 10? Only special order stuff that I can’t get from Kazaa...
[Of scars on my body]: two: one where my head was sewn back on, and a big one from my caesarean
PICK ONE:
[1 or 2 pillows]: Two. One to put my head on, and the other to draw a big smiley face on and sleep next to.
[Winter / Spring / Summer / Fall]: Summer, duh. This is Canada. Winter, Fall and Spring are all freezing cold and full of snow, and full of walking to school in said snow and cold and scraping ice off cars in the morning.
[Night or day]: depends what I’m doing, and whether I want anybody to see it.
[Gloves or mittens]: Gloves, mittens are too de-capacitating.
[Dressed or undressed]: depends what I’m doing...
[Bunk or water bed]: water! Bunks are annoying because of the ladders.
[Ocean or pool]: pool for sure, no nasty jellyfish. I fucking HATE jellyfish.
[Love or lust]: depends on my purposes
IF YOU COULD...
[Meet one famous person]: depends whether I get to have sex with them or not
[Name one thing you love]: myself
[Name one thing you hate]: jellyfish
[Name one thing that embarrasses you:]: when I come out of the water and there are jellyfish stuck all over my face and I have to dump salt all over myself to make them go away
[Do you like school]: GOD NO
[Do you like to talk on the telephone]: Not really... I only do when it’s someone who’s far away and who I can’t see in person or talk to on MSN.
[Do you sing in the shower]: I wish... but people would hear me :(
[Do you think cheerleading is a sport]: When the people in it are there for their athletic ability, yes. When it’s a bunch of random girls doing stuff anyone could do who are only there because they’re attractive, then it’s definitely not a sport, it’s a sideshow.
[What's on your ceiling]: lots of rash-like bumps and a larger bump with a flourescent bulb in it
[What are you listening to right now]: Fan whirring somewhere up in the ceiling...
[What's the hardest thing about growing up]: My prepubescent erection.
Yeah, you're right. The whole point WAS to answer the last question.
And in other random internet crap...
You scored as horse. You like a sleek body and enormous manpiece. The horse is a large, noble creature. Its beautiful muscular body will make all your dreams come true, and more, if you know what I mean. And when it dies you can ease the pain by turning it into a nice batch of glue and catfood. Yum yum!
horse
90%
chicken
50%
sheep
50%
dog
40%
baby
30%
Llama
30%
Which animal can fulfill your wildest animal-humping fantasies?
created with QuizFarm.com
Yeah, I made that quiz myself! Now, on to an attempt to readjust to a life of luxury with no work to do (for another week...).