I have a few more of these that deserve posting, but I'm at school right now, so this is all I've got.
Pictures that give a strong first impression. The right first impression? You decide.
Most guys have armpit hair, and it's really not disgusting or anything. Is it the first thing I want to see when I learn of your existence? Doubtful.
Original caption: "Looks like I fell aslep." Also, as if the armpit hair weren't a strong enough impression, a guy wearing a wife-beater, sitting in a recliner half asleep reminds me of my dad. And not in a good way.
Apparently this guy is a firefighter, busy saving lives, being a better person than me, etc. I'm just some asshole on the internet, but at least I'm classy enough to post pictures of myself that look like this:
I call it, "Sombrero Chique."