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girls should want to date me because: while hard boiling eggs for the first time the other night, i practiced three and five hit combos while waiting around for the eggs to boil, and after they finished and i ate one, i annouced loudly "success! i am a cook now!"
girls should not want to date me because: i am prone to at any moment put "the string quartet tribute to coldplay" on, turn out the lights, crawl in bed with slippers still on, curl into a ball, clutch my teddy bear, and start crying while mumbling "i'm scared, i dont feel good, i want my mommy"
girls should not want to date me because: i am prone to at any moment put "the string quartet tribute to coldplay" on, turn out the lights, crawl in bed with slippers still on, curl into a ball, clutch my teddy bear, and start crying while mumbling "i'm scared, i dont feel good, i want my mommy"