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[centur21]

this was given to me by my friend who got it from her math teacher. the teacher is a crazt jewish woman.

Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
(sung to the Oh christmas tree tune)

Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
How tough are both your branches
Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
To pass what are my chances
Derivatives i cannot take
At intergrals my fingers shake
Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
How tough are both your branches

Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
Your theroms i can't master
Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
My proofs are a disater
You pull a trick out of the air
Or find a reason god knows where
Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
Your theroms i can't master

Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
Your problems do distress me
Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
Related rates depress me
I walk toward lamposts in my sleep
and running water makes me weep
Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
Your problems do distress me

Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
My limit i am reaching
Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
For mercy i'm beseeching
My grades do not approach a B
They're just an eplison from D
Oh Calculus, Oh calculus
My limit i am reaching.