Flaming faggot to take on Portland, Knocked Up Girl Searches for Baby's Dadda
I literally only have 5 minutes. (I set a timer and everything.) Ok… so today was much busier than what I thought it would be. My week is going to be quite hectic. Some of you know I'm going to visit Joshie in Portland next week and I'm freaking to get everything done. Oh yea, plus I suddenly developed a fear of flying (Inner voice yelling, "GIVE ME DRUGS!!"). I think it's because I watched the movie, "Vertigo".
I picked benefits for next year, and boy, are they cheap! But while picking my benefits, a co-worker asked, "You're adding a domestic partner, right?" Kill! Ugh. People are silly.
I'm going for another IQ test on Wednesday. I guess to see how dumb I am? "Your last test showed 132. Do you think it was accurate? I only ask because you seem like you'd score higher." A trap! A trap I tell you!
What to say next? Hmm.. fuck you readers, I need to make notes for myself. (Yep, I'm a self-proclaimed selfish bastard. Don't hate!?)
What you've all been missing out on:
- The celebration of Paulie's birthday. (I never knew friends with an escort could be so, uh, lively?)
- "Jake, I think I'm pregnant. But I'm scared. I don't know who the father is."
- Flowers received, twice in one day.
- "Den-doid, the Barbaric!"
- Wow. You are hot! I'll be YOUR friend.
- Who knew I'd ever need a TI-89?
- "Myspace is neat. My counter thingie says I have over 400 hits already in just over a month." (me) "Dear God boy!"
- My mother calling me to thank me for spending quality time with her.
I picked benefits for next year, and boy, are they cheap! But while picking my benefits, a co-worker asked, "You're adding a domestic partner, right?" Kill! Ugh. People are silly.
I'm going for another IQ test on Wednesday. I guess to see how dumb I am? "Your last test showed 132. Do you think it was accurate? I only ask because you seem like you'd score higher." A trap! A trap I tell you!
What to say next? Hmm.. fuck you readers, I need to make notes for myself. (Yep, I'm a self-proclaimed selfish bastard. Don't hate!?)
What you've all been missing out on:
- The celebration of Paulie's birthday. (I never knew friends with an escort could be so, uh, lively?)
- "Jake, I think I'm pregnant. But I'm scared. I don't know who the father is."
- Flowers received, twice in one day.
- "Den-doid, the Barbaric!"
- Wow. You are hot! I'll be YOUR friend.
- Who knew I'd ever need a TI-89?
- "Myspace is neat. My counter thingie says I have over 400 hits already in just over a month." (me) "Dear God boy!"
- My mother calling me to thank me for spending quality time with her.